Love Quiz for Women

Answer the following questions the best as you are able. Click the button at the bottom when you are finished.

1) You're with your girlfriends at a hot dance club, when a man who's not quite your type asks you to dance. What are you doing?

	Politely decline, being sure not to hurt his feelings.
	Seduce him then and there, but do it quickly so you'll be ready when the next dance starts.
	Accept so that you can meet his friends—one of them might be material for a Night of Passion.
	Knock him out and have your way with him.

2) You're Making Love with me, Ramón the Mink of Love, when your husband unexpectedly comes home. What are you doing?

	Quickly throw my Sleek, Handsome body out the window.
	Invite him to add to our Run-Away Steam Train of Passion.
	Sneakily show him your new mink coat, and then use me as a prop in a night of kinky Love.
	Knock him out and have your way with him.

3) One of your girlfriends compliments the way you look. What are you doing?

	Thank her politely.
	Return with a compliment in kind, and use it to seduce her.
	Prey on her low sense of self-esteem with a jab disguised as a compliment, taking down another competitor.
	Knock her out and have your way with her.

4) After a hot first date, your man leans over and gives you a kiss. What are you doing with your hands?

	Gently rubbing his back.
	Gently rubing his front, running down below the waist, and then tear his pants off in your Passion.
	Stealing his driver's license and credit cards so that you can do a search on him later.
	Be reaching around to get a good grip on his jugular, to knock him out and have your way with him.

5) Your best friend is wearing the same outfit that you are for your double date at the mall. What are you doing?

	Look embarrassed, and hope your dates think it's cute that you match.
	Suggest to your dates that it's because you look the same beneath your clothes as well—it might lead to something Steamy.
	Use it as an excuse to start screaming, pull her hair and attempt to scratch her eyes out, so you'll have both dates.
	Knock her out and have your way with her (in front of your dates).

6) You're in bed, and your man is doing something that is not producing the desired pleasurable effect. What are you doing?

	Gently show him what to do.
	Learn to enjoy it. After all, the Pleasure and the Pain are virtually the same thing and you've done far worse.
	Show him what to do, with the aid of photographs of your previous affairs you keep on your nightstand for just such an occasion.
	Just knock him out and have your way with him. He should be expecting it anyway.

7) Your boyfriend tells you that you're the most stunning creature he's ever seen. How are you responding?

	Thank him demurely, but let him know with your eyes that you'll really thank him tonight.
	He might not get it if you wait. Jump him now and let your Passion speak for you.
	Take him home to meet your family. Maybe this way you can finally get your uncle into bed.
	Show him just how "stunning" you can be, with the help of your favorite crowbar.

8) When undressing in front of a man, your style is most resembling:

	Simply taking off your clothes and then joining him in bed.
	The seductive striptease, complete with music, flashing lights, and an audience of Lovers.
	The tantalizing lap-dance, so he can't see what you're doing with your hands.
	The flying leap with a large club.

9) Your underwear drawer is containing:

	Underwear. What else?
	The lingerie. Much black leather. Some whips and chains. The toys of various kinds.
	The above, plus the flash grenade and the passport if you need to get out of there quickly.
	Your collection of clubs, blackjacks, and other bludgeoning instruments.

10) You haven't been Loved in a long time. What are you doing?

	Call up your best friend and commiserate.
	Pick a random number out of the phone book, and Seduce whomever answers.
	Grab your dog and lock yourself in the bathroom.
	Knock out the first living thing that goes by, and have your way with it.