Write to Ramón the Mink of Love

Are you confused in the Ways of Love? Are you having trouble finding your True Soulmates? It is sad, but most people in the world do not understand what their Hearts are so desperately telling them. They are so busy with their jobs and their car payments, that they forget the bliss of sharing just the one night with the Lusty Young Wench or the Virile Hunk of Burning Manhood.

No more, say I! I am Ramón the Mink of Love, and I possess the wisdom to help you! Write me with your question, and I shall be setting you free!