Letters to Ramón the Mink of Love
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Dear Ramón,
I need some advice and since Dear Abby politely declined my letter, you are my last resort. I have been dating my girlfriend for about 14 months. I am madly in love with this girl--she's absolutely perfect. She is not my problem. For the past 6 months I have increasingly attracted to other men, my roommate in particular. I really want to know what it's like to make love with another man but I don't want to ruin what my girlfriend and I have. Would being with another man be considered cheating? Please help me you sexy mink!
Love,
"Torn in Toronto"
Dearest Torn,
I do not understand this talk of cheating. You love your girlfriend. Why should what you do or not do ever be changing this? You must go as your heart takes you, explore the wild ways of Love. <P>Nevertheless, it seems as though your girlfriend is not understanding of this. If you are to embrace your roommate, you must be setting up the distraction for her. Find a friend and lend to him your clothes and your cologne. He can then spend the night with her with his face masked by the darkness. She shall suspect nothing as you can draw the roommate into your own bed.
Lustfully,
Ramón the Mink of Love
Dear Ramón,
There's this guy I really like, and I just got him to hang out with my gang this coming weekend. The problem is that we're going bowling that weekend, and I'm terrible in the lanes! He'll think I'm a klutz. What should I do?
Love,
"Lousy Bowler"
Dearest Bowler,
Even if you were the worst bowler in the world, there are many other ways you can be showing him your prowess. As he is throwing the ball, you should come to him from behind. Undress him quickly and take him there on the lanes. Consummate your desire as the thunder of the rolling balls and the falling pins reverberates through your bodies. From that moment on, he shall never think you a klutz.
Libidinously,
Ramón the Mink of Love
Dear Ramón,
A couple of weeks ago I went to a birthday party in a hotel suite. We partied long into the night, and my friends and I decided to crash there. When I woke up in the middle of the night I was surrounded by a pile of naked bodies. It was my friends and some of the guys at the party and they were all over each other! I was so disgusted, I pretended to be asleep until they finished their orgy. As soon as they had all passed out, I grabbed my things and left. Does this mean I'm a prude?
Love,
"Puritan in Pasedena"
Dearest Puritan,
The orgy, it is a wonderful opportunity for Love. So much flesh about, and ecstacy soaking through your hot body! And yet you missed it. Every wasted chance like this, it is a terrible tragedy. You must swear to yourself that you will never be letting this happen again. <P>In the meantime, you must be making this up to yourself and your friends. Next time you are in the restroom with them, choose one of them and come upon her in the stall. Kiss her there and reach your hand beneath her blouse. Before you know it the others will have joined in, and you shall show your friends what kind of lover you really are!
Tempestuously,
Ramón the Mink of Love
