Letters to Ramón the Mink of Love
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Dear Ramón,
I have a problem I hope you can help me with. My boyfriend and I have been taking naughty pictures with a friend's digital camera and they came out great. I liked them so much that I've been thinking of starting an adult website and posting my pictures there. The problem is that my boyfriend wants the pictures all to himself. He doesn't like the idea of some creepy guy getting off to images of my naked body. I think that if I'm OK with the idea then he should be OK as well! He has the disk with all of the pictures on it and won't let me have it. How do I talk him into letting me start my own pornsite?
Love,
"Wannabe-Cyberbabe"
Dearest Cyberbabe,
If it is your wish, go forth and share yourself with the people. If only others were less selfish, there would be less war and more Love. Your boyfriend should be more willing to share you, for your Love belongs to the world and not to him alone. <P>There are many ways you can be getting the disk back from him. Try tying him up tonight, and tell him you will only let him go if he tells you where it is. Or perhaps you could find something valuable of his, and only give it back in trade. Finally, you could use an instrument of bludgeoning to knock him out and search the house. But you must be careful when waking him up. Some people, they are groggy and angry after such an experience. <P>Whatever you do, you must make it clear to your boyfriend that you still love him. Go, let the Love permeate your body. Make Love to your boyfriend and to any others which happen to be nearby. Fill yourself with his Desire. Then he will understand what this means to you.
Passionately,
Ramón the Mink of Love
Dear Ramón,
Before I snagged him, my boyfriend was dating like six other girls. But he broke it off, and now he's my official boyfriend. I want to start things off on the right foot, but I think he's being insensitive to me when I'm upset about something. I know he can tell that something's wrong, but he never even investigates. Other girl friends of his are always having similar problems, and he's always so kind and understanding with them!
I get jealous so easily, and it bugs me that he can focus on other girls but not me. I know he cares about me because he asked me out. Do I need to keep it fun and light to give him time to adjust, or should I demand more affection and attention from him?
Love,
"Jealous in Pennsylvania"
Dearest Jealous,
If you want your boyfriend all to yourself, you must bring him to you with your Passion! Try to make Love to him every hour for at least a fortnight. You may find it hard at first to be staying awake this long. Stores are selling the caffeine pills for exactly this purpose. There is nothing quite like the continuous Love—it shall sweep both of you off of the feet, and shall wipe the mind clear of the things of lesser importance. After this, there shall be nothing that can come between you ever again.
Ever yours,
Ramón the Mink of Love
Dear Ramón,
I've been living with my girlfriend now for two years. She plays a lot of games with me and I've even caught her in our bedroom with other men! I've tried moving on, but every time I find someone new she freaks out and I end up back with her. It seems the "right" thing to do is to move on, but it's so hard! What should I do?
Love,
"Confused in Ontario"
Dearest Confused,
It is obvious to me what you must do. She would not be making Love with others so blatantly unless she wants you to discover them. Next time she does this, you must join in the making of Love. Once you are becoming accustomed to the threesomes, you can begin to invite more and more people to your Den of Love. This will allow you to bring in those other people to whom you have been attracted. Such affairs shall release you from the bonds that you are putting on yourself. You shall be a brand new man, no longer concerned with such minor details.
Devotedly,
Ramón the Mink of Love
