Letters to Ramón the Mink of Love
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Dear Ramón,
My boyfriend always keeps his eyes closed during sex. It's really
beginning to bother me. Why is he doing it? Doesn't he like me?
Love,
"Invisible in Indiana"
Dearest Invisible,
Do not be worrying. He is probably just Fantasizing about the other
women. Next time, ask him to describe what he is seeing. It might be
being really Hot!
Fantastically,
Ramón the Mink of Love
Dear Ramón,
Things got crazy at our holiday party and I slept with a
coworker. What can I do now to avoid rumors or awkwardness at the
office with her?
Love,
"Merry in Michigan"
Dearest Merry,
If you are acting furtive and secretive, they will be knowing that you
are being ashamed. The best way to be squashing the rumors, it is to
be confronting the situation head on. Boast loudly and often to all of
your coworkers of your conquest. Tell them how Wonderful it was being,
and how easy it was to be Bedding her. That is the best, most Sensitive
way to be handling this.
Proudly,
Ramón the Mink of Love
Dear Ramón,
A guy friend wants me to set him up with my best friend. I'd like to
help him out, but the truth is I want him for myself. What should I do?
Love,
"Conflicted in Calgary"
Dearest Conflicted,
You must be honest with him. Tell him that you have the Better Girl in
mind—you. And then be taking your top off. That is always
helping.
Brazenly,
Ramón the Mink of Love
Dear Ramón,
My boyfriend and I both live with our parents. Needless to say, we're
both getting a little tired of car sex! I have a crook in my back right
where the gearshift is! What other public place will give us some privacy?
Love,
"Vehicle in Vermont"
Dearest Vehicle,
There are many unpopulated locales in which to be Entangling the
Loins, each with its own Character that will be Influencing your
Lovemaking. Here are some suggestions from this humble mink: try the
dive bar toilet stall, the abandoned warehouse, or the Christian
Science reading room!
Discreetly,
Ramón the Mink of Love