Cracking Carnal Collegiate Conundrums
Every September, millions of the young adults all over the world are heading off to the University. Many of them are leaving home for the first time, and are being filled with the doubts and the questions about the what the next year will be like. How will you survive being away from home? How can you be finding the Love and the Passion? What kind of Lover will you turn out to be? Your humble mink will attempt to be answering some of these questions for you.
“I'm going to miss my friends and family.”
Everybody is missing their friends and family when they are leaving home for the first time. Remember that after-prom party with your best friends that was turning into the Drunken Lovefest in the hotel? Or that time when your dad was setting you up with one of his old army buddies when your boyfriend walked out on you? No one is really Supporting you like those with whom you were growing up. But you are needing to grow up, to be Exposed to the new people and ideas. The university, it is Filled with the new Friends to Make, the new Bacchanal Bashes to explore. And when you are going back home at the end of the end of the semester, think of all the new Positions and Moves you will have to be showing the highschool Sweetheart!
“I hear the classes are all really hard.”
Sure, some of the classes are being very difficult...but probably not the ones that you will be taking. After all, who is wanting to be studying the Quantum Physiologistics or the Planar Topology? These subjects, they are being dry and uninteresting and flat, and the people who are studying them are being dull and lifeless. But what about the classes you will be taking? The Psychology of Sex? The Human Anatomy? The Gay and Lesbian Studies (so you can be Truly Studying those gays and lesbians)? Everyone is knowing that these classes are being the easy As. All you are having to do is to show up, and occasionally be Sharing Yourself with the professor and the classmates, and you will be sailing right through!
“What if I don't get along with my roommate?”
It is being true that for the next year you will be living in the close proximity to this one person who was chosen at random by a computer. But the best way to be making friends is to be Making Friends. When he or she is first coming into the room, you should be waiting there Draped Languorously on the bed with the Open Legs. But as the year goes on, you cannot be expecting to always be able to Love your way out every little tiff that you and the roommate are having. After all, you will be needing to having the Active Social Life with the other people on the floor and around the campus. But the good roommate is making sure that the the other one is always Taken Care Of. Any time that you will be out, you should be leaving the new Lover for the roommate in his or her bed. Even if the roommate is claiming that he or she is not wanting this or is declining these Luscious Gifts, you should keep doing it. After all, Deep in the Heart, he or she is being glad to be thought of!
“What about the freshman fifteen?”
Yes, many of the new freshman are gaining many kilograms when they are first entering school. They stress, they eat too much, and they are never working out. But not falling into this trap, it is a simple thing. Remember to be getting the Constant Exercise...of Love. Any time that you are wasting with such pedestrian activities such as eating or sleeping, it is time that you could be Sowing the Wet, Hot Seeds of Passion. And when you are Spending the time Properly, you will very soon be being as skinny as the rail!
“How will I afford paying so much money?”
There is being no doubt that the university is expensive. It may be that you will need to be taking on the work study job in order to be making the Ends Meet. Fortunately there are being many opportunities that you can be taking on the university campus. For example, you can be working in the office of admissions to be getting the Head Start on the next year's Prospects Or you can be working in the health center, distributing the health information in the Loving and Caring way. But the favorite of I, Ramón the Mink of Love, is to be working as the Nude Model for the art classes. It is the perfect place to be asking the Nubile young men and women out on the dates. After all, you are having the Truth in the Advertising. But if all else is failing and you cannot be finding the job on campus, you should be remembering that many, many smart and successful young people have been working their way through university as the Stripper or the Adult Film Star!
“How will I make new friends?”
This, it is being the simplest thing of all! Go to the fraternity parties nightly and be drinking many liters of alcohol. You will be finding that in only the short period of time, everyone is Becoming more Friendly than you would have ever been imagining! The only trick, it is to make them be remembering you the next morning. Find some specialty that no one will be forgetting. Then they will all be talking about “that guy who does that thing with the tongue” or “that chick who is screaming out in ancient Latin.” Soon, they will all be Lusting for your Friendship!Finally, above all, do not be worrying. The years of the university are the time of Fun, Passion, and Love. It is no surprise that so many people are remembering them as the best years of the life! So just be sitting back and relaxing, and you never know who will be Falling into your Lap.♥
