Fanning the Fraternal Fires
September, it is here. And all of you are knowing what that means: the schools are back in session. Everywhere the young scholars are packing their bags and leaving their parents' homes. They are packing themselves into the dormitories like the sardines, nestled Lovingly into one another. And with so many Libidos in such close proximity, it is no wonder that the Passion is Exploding ever upwards!
Unfortunately, even in such an Amorous environment, there are still many who are not receiving the Copious Copulation that all are Craving. There can be many reasons for this. Perhaps they are shy, and are uncomfortable with their bodies. Perhaps they are coming from a strict and religious upbringing, and have always been told that their Lusts and Wants are evil. Or perhaps they are simply thinking that they cannot be finding a Partner with whom to Share themselves. This column, it is for them. For this month I am wanting to explore a facet of the College Life that has been helping students to find that needed Release from the academic tension: the Frat Party.
Of course, even if you are not the student, you can still be taking part. Many will be there who have graduated in the years past. If you are willing to be a part of the Concupiscent Festival, there is no reason to not be there, ready to satisfy all the young men and women who will surely be seeking your affections! It is not mattering if you are seventy years old and somebody's grandfather!
Now, how can one be maximizing the Potential for Passion? First, you need to be choosing the proper fraternity or sorority's party to be attending. Almost any should be sufficing. But you should be paying close attention to any frats that are especially loud, ones that have broken furniture out front, or ones that are frequently mentioned in the police reports. These are the ones where you may most easily be Sating your Passion. At the same time, you must be careful of the so-called “service fraternities.” This name is being a complete misnomer. I, Ramón the Mink of Love, have been to several of their meetings, and not once have I ever been Serviced.
Next, you must be getting yourself ready. The proper outfit to wear is the one that is saying to everybody in the room, “I want the Love. Now!” The more flesh that is showing, the better. If you are the woman, your skirt should be no longer than six inches. Your face should be covered by enough makeup to be killing the small child, and stiletto heels are an absolute necessity. The bra should be one that is emphasizing your womanly assets, coupled with the low cut shirt to be showing them off. Panties, however, are a mistake. They are showing that you are a woman with restraint, and will only be slowing you down.
Men too must be showing off the body. The tanktop and the jeans are being perfect for this. However, both must be several sizes too small, so that no Attribute of your Hard, Lithe body is left to the imagination. Alternately, you could just wear the bedsheet, which is very common apparel at these parties. Choose the most flimsy, see-through one you can be finding, so that all are seeing your Raging Manhood. For the men as well as the women, the underwear should not be worn. It is having an unfortunate tendency to be smoothing over and obscuring the very features you are wanting to show! And again, it will just be slowing you down.
Alcohol is often present at these parties. For the best Romantic Results, you should be drinking as much as you can to be lowering your inhibitions. Remember, if you are too scared to be seeking the Passion, you have no business being at the Frat Party! Down beer after beer after beer, until you are ready to be doing anything with anyone! This is the power of beer, and you should always be using it to your advantage.
Finally, always be remembering that all people are beautiful! All are deserving of your Lustful Attentions! And you are never knowing who might be making you Scream as you are Touched as you never have been Touched before. And with so many from whom to Choose, it will indeed be a Night of Sensuous Delights. This, it is the Magic of the Frat Party! ♥
