Innovations in Lust
I, Ramón the Mink of Love, offer my most Lusty greetings to all of you. This month, I am having a very important topic to be discussing with you. The technology, it is changing our lives. We cannot go a day without seeing some way in which our day to day chores have become easier and more manageable. Yet, when it is coming to the Affairs of the Heart, most of us are stuck in the same Nineteenth Century modes of thought of our ancestors. How do the new inventions improve the Lecherous Vigor in all of us?
Consider the cellular phone. Most are simply using it to make their dreary, gray lives more convenient. How many are using the cell phone for its true purpose, to Make the Phone Love to anyone, even random strangers, from any place at all? Next time you are in the department store or the store of groceries, you should be dialing the random number and seducing the person who is answering. Perhaps, if you are lucky, it shall be turning into something more. Also, the cell phone is making the illicit affairs much easier to commit. If your significant other is one of those who is frowning on your Loving of the other people, it is easy to be pretending that you are somewhere else while in reality you are Sharing your Juices with the sweet mistress or call boy.
The Internet is another device which can go a long way towards letting us Share our Passions with more people. In fact, you are using it right now to read the thoughts of a certain husky, svelte young mink! But there is more. You can be using it to be looking at the online personals, and hanging out in the chat rooms, in order to find yet more people with whom to be Making Love. Or, you can be posting the naked pictures of yourself along with your phone number, in order to be enticing more people to be calling you.
However, all of this is paling in comparison to a truly exciting new development in technology. Soon, using various mechanical parts and extensions, it will be possible to be Making Love through your computer to someone on the other side of the world! Just think, soon it may be possible to spend your entire day Loving and Lusting after thousands of people, without ever actually leaving the comfort of your home! As soon as you are tiring of one person in India, you may be moving on to another in France or in Zimbabwe with only the click of a mouse. Your virtual wild oats may be spread all over the globe! Pakistani peasants and New York supermodels alike will remember your tender caresses until the end of their days.
Finally, many advances have been being made in the field of cloning. Scientists have already succeeded in the grafting of a human ear onto the back of a mouse. If this were only done with the more Loving organs, and on Loving people, it would making the Lusting arts so much more interesting. The day is coming when one man will be able to Satisfy six women and twelve other men simultaneously! Also, what if each person alive were cloned ten times? There would be ten times as many people in the world to Love! We must fill up this earth with these cloned Loving machines, until we have made a Lustful Heaven on Earth.
The technology, it is a wonderful thing. Unfortunately there are those who are not thinking so, who are wishing to hold back the march of progress. I implore you to be writing your representative in the government, and be telling him or her to help fund these most noble causes. Otherwise, we may be stuck Loving as our ancestors did for many more years to come. ♥
