Back to School

September, it is among my most favorite months of the year! For it is this time of the year when schools across the world again are opening their gates and the students are returning. This time, it is a time of most Exquisite Love!

In the secondary school, we can watch the ancient Dance of Love taking place between the athletes and the cheerleaders. The players of football, they have been training during the summer to ram and subdue each other in the most Manly of ways. Simultaneously have the cheerleaders and song girls been instructed in the ways of encouraging them with their frizzy props and short skirts. It is only a matter of time before they are disappearing in pairs, driving the cars of their parents up the mountain roads that overlook their towns. There they will begin the fervent exploration of their young bodies, and the Love shall radiate from them. It is sheer bliss to one such as I, Ramón the Mink of Love.

The university too is a place of Unending Love. Consider the wonders of the dormitory. Nowhere else will you find so many young, willing bodies all residing together in such close quarters. Many are being away from the strict controls of their conventional parents for the first time in their short lives. This is their time to break free, to have their first glorious taste of Life. The Love, it flows like wine! However soon the stresses of the semester shall be upon them. The workloads will be building and the students lost in their work. Yet even then they shall be attacking the Love with a frenzy unknown in the other environments. For Love is the great Release; it is that which will allow them to continue their difficult studies.

This is all wonderful for the young people of the world. But I, Ramón the Mink of Love, know that not all are young and in school. Nevertheless, there are many methods by which you might be joining in this great Festival of the Educated Love. If you are living or working near a university, you may be finding entrance in some way. Perhaps on the street you may be using my minkish techniques to quickly seduce the student, and then he or she will take you back to the dorm. Perhaps you might find a job there as a cleaning person or security officer. Or perhaps you even have the qualifications to be a professor for these young minds.

Regardless, once you gain entrance there is no telling what wonders you shall be encountering! Once I, Ramón the Mink of Love, was able to sneak into a dorm through the ventilation system. I emerged inside a closet and immediately began offering my svelte, furry body to any who would take me. I was passed from room to room, Loving hundreds of young men and women before the night was over! The Ecstasy, it was immeasurable.

Yet even if you cannot join these young people, that is no reason that you cannot be young at heart. Even if you are not a student of academics, you can still be a Student of Love. Keep the Love in your heart, and you will never grow old!