Even More Carnal Costumes
It has become the tradition of October that I, Ramón the Mink of Love, help you to be picking out your costume for the Halloween. Halloween is the special night, filled with the Costumed Lust. It is most important that you are looking your best, so that you are having much Love that night. Be picking a costume from this list, or look here or here to be seeing my past recommendations.
The Pimp 
The pimp is the excellent costume. He is the Keeper of Love, and he is
most knowledgeable when it comes to finding it for anybody. Further, he is
most impeccably dressed in his brightly colored clothing and feathered hat,
drawing men and women to him like moths to the Flame of Love. This is the
good costume.
The Catholic School Girl
There are many men and women who are growing Lusty when they are seeing the
plaid jumper, the knee-high socks, and the holy crucifix of the Catholic
school girl. However, when you are dressing as this, many might be
thinking that you are sadly Ignorant of the Ways of Passion. Perhaps you
may be using this opportunity to be improving the reputation of these poor
women, and showing all that they know as much of Shameless Rapture as the
rest of us.
The Tarzan
With the leopard skin briefs, the Tarzan is showing off to all his
gorgeous, Lusty body. As he pounds his chest to the Rhythm of Desire,
women and men everywhere are wanting to feel his sinewy grip as he scales
their balcony and Makes Sweet Love to them. This is a good costume for the
woman as well, for she can be showing off her pecs like with no other
costume!
The Farmer
At first, the farmer in his dusty overalls and baseball cap may not seem to
be the ideal costume. After all, what use is the tractor in the Arts of
Amour? However, remember that the farmer is the master of Sowing the
Seeds, which he does gently and with care. Soon, his stalks are growing
firm and shooting upward, and are Loosing their Bountiful, Juicy Harvest of
Fruit! Such a man, he must be a good Lover!
The Cowboy
The cowboy is accustomed to the long trips on the range, spending all his
time among the cattle and the buffalo. Thus, he is most adept at the
finding of the Love wherever he may be, with the most unlikely of Partners.
Further, the large hat and the giant belt buckle are indicative of his
Great Manhood, while the spurs are helping with the more Kinky of Lovers.
All are knowing that the night with the cowboy is a Good night.
The Snowman
The costume of the snowman is most bulky, and hence is most ill suited for
Love. Even worse, those around you may be thinking that you are having the
frozen uncaring heart, and that you are most frigid. You should be
avoiding this costume.
The King or the Queen
The royalty, with their golden crowns, purple capes, and engorged scepters,
are always most Beautiful, Majestic figures to be beholding. But remember,
the Divine Right of Kings is extending also to the right of the First
Night. With this power, you may be Sharing your Passion with any comely
young wench or lad whom you are desiring!
The Mummy
The mummy, it is not such a good costume. The true Lover needs to be able
to be taking his or her clothing on or off in seconds. But the bandages,
they are awkward and are not so good for this. Further, beneath his linen
wrappings the mummy is one of the living dead, and these are not making the
good Lovers.
The Cheerleader
The cheerleader, she is perky and bouncy and she is wearing the short
skirts. However, there are many who are thinking them to be dull and
stupid. If you are dressing as this, you must be showing all your vast
Understanding of the ways of life, by Making Love to all whom you are
encountering.
The Football Player
There is perhaps no greater Exemplar of the Love Among Men, than the player
of the American Football. Always on the field, they are groping each
other, spanking with the Love born of Manly Competition. The shoulder pads
and the tights, they emphasize the Manly Physique. And the helmet, it is
helping to protect against the jealous boyfriends. It is even better when
there is a team of you, huddling and passing your balls among each other.
Wear this costume with team pride!
The Janitor
For most, the janitor is not the good costume. His clothes are grimy, his
hands are stained, and his smell is most revolting. However, the janitor
is having his secret closet where all manner of Love may be taking place.
Further, the mop and the bucket may be useful after the particularly
Passionate evening.
The Drag
Dressing as the opposite sex is a wonderful way to be showing them that you
are a most understanding Lover. For what woman would not be drawn to a man
who understands her heart, and what it is like to wear the dress and the
stockings? And what man would not Lust after the woman who knows the spats
and the cane, and can tie her own tie? Dress as the opposite sex, and you
shall be getting much Love this night!
Remember, this night there is no finer Treat than the Love. Spread it through the neighborhood, and no Trick will be keeping you down!♥
