Last October I, Ramón the Mink of Love gave several suggestions for the costumes for All Hallow's Eve. Some costumes, they were good. Others were not so good. Nevertheless, the response I received was positive. I must confess, I was overjoyed that many of you followed my advice and found a great Lover that night
So now, I have decided to share with you my impressions of many more costumes. I hope you are enjoying.
The sorcerer, it is a good costume. He carries a large staff with a knob on the end. In his voluminous robes he may be hiding as many as three Lovers. And the heavy beard on the face may be an excellent disguise, for when the jealous boyfriend is hunting for you. These are all excellent attributes for any costume.
Hippies, they celebrate the Free Love, the freeing of the mind from the rigid social constraints of the dogmatic. It is unfortunate that the hippies are so unkempt and dirty. This lack of class may be turning off many potential Lovers.
At first, the astronaut might seem a good and kinky costume, but sadly this is not true. The spacesuit, it is difficult to get out of. You will end up in the bed, trying desperately to be unscrewing the helmet, unloading the pack, and undressing yourself of the other odds and ends. You cannot even be providing the pleasure to others, as the gloves, they are too unwieldy and awkward. Avoid this.
The knight in armor, he is everything that the astronaut is not. Not only do the sheen of the metal and the clink of the joints give the Love a new kinkiness that the antiseptic white cloth does not, but the cod piece allows for the Passion to reveal itself easily and often. However, you must be taking great care not to get the sensitive parts caught in the chain mail while you are Sharing your Rapture.
The leprechaun, it is the perfect costume for the short man. It is all about the sexy accent and the color green. With the proper accent, you may be seducing any man or any woman. While the leprechaun may be wearing the green jacket and trousers, I am finding him much more exciting when he is wearing just the green bowler, and has painted his body green. For when you are short, green, naked, and aroused, the Luck of the Irish will be coming your way.
The Horse and The Cow
The quadruped, it is one of the only costumes which must be worn by two people at once. Thus, they may spend the night making Mad, Passionate Love to each other without any outside being the wiser. Or for a truly Wondrous experience, you can be asking a third party to be riding you. If you are having enough people who are beautiful and are willing, you can maybe be dressing as the centipede!
The arachnid is a scary and hairy beast, with long fangs and many arms. To dress this way, it is a gamble. Though many may be repulsed by your appearance, the eight limbs may be a wonderful addition as you are Attending to your partner's Bliss. And the fangs may be delivering such delicious, venomous Love Bites as to make the human teeth seem impotent and inadequate.
The nun is another good costume for the ladies to be wearing. Her dress is large enough to be hiding a Lover, and her giant cross may be being used for many furtive activities. Further, there are many out there who are thrilled to Share their Ecstasy with a religious figure. If you are dressing as the nun, try to be sneaking into the convent with the Lover underneath your costume, to be bringing Delight to those ensconced within.
The convict, he is a scary person. Although the brutality of the prison life is appealing to some, it may not be to others. If you are dressing as a convict, you may expect to Know a very select group of people that night. Also, the bright orange jumpsuit is not a good choice to be sneaking through backyards and up balconies on the furtive Quest For Love. You should be having care.
The Viking is sharing many wonderful attributes with the other costumes. His large horny helmet is a testament to his virility. His big, bushy beard is an excellent disguise from the jealous Lovers, and gives the compliant ones something to which to hang on. And his breastplate is big, hard, and heavy, the perfect complement to this manly costume.
Best of luck to you all on this Spookiest of Holidays. Love is awaiting you! ♥