Carnal Costuming
October, it is the month of the ghosts and the goblins! These costumes, they are a blissful part of the Love that will be taking place in the haunted houses and the graveyards this month. But which costume to wear? Some facilitate the sublime Love which we all pursue. Some are hinderances to that wonderful Act and should be scorned. Here, I share my wisdom with all of you.
The Devil 
The devil, he is debonair and sexy. His gaze will cause all around him to
submit to your every nefarious desire. His silken goatee, it is a pleasure
to feel on every inch of the body. His pointed pitchfork, its cruel beauty
is luxurious. Yet you must be having care though not to be tripping over
the tail. The stumbling devil, he is not that sexy.
The Werewolf
The werewolf, it is a fine costume. Too few people are knowing the joy of
making Love to one with such a luxuriantly silky pelt as this. After just a
single night you shall be dressing up like this every time you make Love.
The Ghost
The simple sheet of the ghost can be providing you with a most excellent
costume. Try to be not wearing anything beneath it. You can be hiding a
Lover beneath it, or removing the sheet to expose yourself dramatically to
your intended. Another idea is be to carrying with you the sheet to be
covering up some other costume, in the case of needing to hide from a
jealous lover.
The Witch
The witch, she is a facsinating character. Her skin, it is green and is
covered with the grotesque warts. Is it only her face which appears so, or
does it go beneath her clothes as well? If you dress as this, you must be
putting that question in the heads of all who are looking at you. You must
be hideous and yet alluring, so that they will be exploring all of you.
Beware, however, the green makeup. It will get everywhere when you are
Loving, and is very difficult to explain.
The Zombie
The creeping undead, it is not so good a costume. The rotting flesh, it is
not sexy. There is nothing worse than having pieces of you falling off in
the midst of passion. Be avoiding this costume.
The Ninja
The shadow warrior, it is a good costume. It is dark and mysterious, and
you can make Love to many without them seeing your face. It is also a good
costume for the climbing of trees and the scaling of balconies to find
those Lovers who have been secreted away by their jealous mates.
The Vampire
There are none so finely dressed as the vampire. Costumed as such you will
be alluring and dangerous, and draw all to you to be feeling your delicious
bite. If you are choosing this costume, you must be putting much effort
into your wardrobe. If your cape clashes with your vest, you destroy the
illusion and there shall be no Loving for you that night.
The Baby
The infant, it is not the costume for the true Lover. The bib, it can be
easily stained and be incriminating against you. Even worse, you will be
looking silly trying to undo the giant safety pin for the Act of Love, and
when that happens your intended shall just be laughing and walking away.
The Pirate
The pirate is uncouth and does not understand that the red and white
striped shirt does not go with the purple headband. Nevertheless, this may
be an option for the truly flamboyant Lover. However you must beware the
eyepatch when pursuing the illicit Love. The running and climbing through
the strange yards, they can be difficult with only the one eye.
The Superhero
The mighty superhero, it is the choice for the truly well endowed Lover. Be
sure you are finding the brightly colored spandex that is at least two
sizes too small, and do not be wearing the underwear. Then all eyes in the
room shall be upon you, and you shall have your pick of any in the room.
Good luck on this All Hallow's Eve. May you find the Love we all seek! ♥
