Recapturing the Carnal Confidence
This month I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am writing the special column just for the women. Let us say that your Boyfriend has just been leaving you, none of the old Lovers are returning the calls, and you cannot be finding the Passion anywhere. Who among us (except for me, Ramón the Mink of Love) has not been in such the terrible situation? They are saying that when you are falling off the horse that you must be getting right back into the saddle again, as if nothing were being wrong. But how can you be doing this, when the whole world, it is rejecting you? How can you be regaining the Confidence?The first step, it is to be pampering yourself. Stay at home and be tending to yourself. Buy the big tub of the double chocolate ice cream and turn on the girlie movies with all of your lady friends. Get the manicure, treat yourself to the facial, and be taking the opportunity to be waxing the legs. And draw yourself the largest, most luxuriant bubble bath that you can be affording, complete with the essential oils, the bottle of wine, and the army of the Beefy and Shirtless bath attendants to cater to the every Licentious Whim. After having the covey of the hot studs care for you, what girl could help but to be feeling Sexy?
Next you should be buying the new underwear. It does not matter what clothes you are wearing on the outside—if underneath you are wearing the Exotic, Erotic lingerie, you will be having the Sensual Secret that will help you to be walking Tall and Confident. Your humble mink is never feeling quite so Slinky and Steamy as when I am clad in the black leather thong. Try to be wearing the brassiere that is two cup sizes too small. Not only will it be promoting the Cleavage, but it will be helping the posture as well. Or you can be trying all sorts of different styles and colors! The shiny silver cloth, the blinky lights, and the pointy bits of metal are always good additions to be making you feeling Unique and Feminine. And no one need about it except you, and the legions of men with whom you are Sharing!
Now it is the time to be working on the body language. Try to be walking Tall, with the head up and the shoulders back, and with the bright smile. This exudes the Confidence, which will in turn be promoting the Sexiness. Don't be looking down at the feet every time you are passing the Hot Man. Instead be staring him down, with the look that says, “I am Woman, and you are Mine!” until he is being forced to be looking away in submission. Talk in the Husky, Sultry voice. This might be hurting at first, but it will be paying off as the men are Attracted to you in the droves. Throw the hair around Coquettishly, and laugh frequently at the smallest little amusements. And, most importantly, try to be bathing only once a week or so. It is important to be letting your Natural Pheromones build up, without scrubbing them away each day. Keep your arms up so that they are free to travel the room at Arouse each of the men there.
Of course, it is also vital that you are taking the good care of your body. Be sure to be drinking at least eight full glasses of the beer or hard liquor each day. This is replenishing and re-ethanolating you, and will keep you feeling healthy and happy (and more willing to commit the acts that will make you even Happier).
Here we are coming to the topic of the makeup. Of course, as the woman, you are probably already used to using the blush and the mascara to accentuate the most comely features, while deemphasizing those that you are feeling are not so pretty. But most women are making the mistake of only applying the makeup to the face. Why is this, when you are having so many more Beautiful parts south of the neckline? Try applying a little shadow beneath the bosom. This will help to be emphasizing the breasts, making them appear Fuller and more Rounded. Rouging the nipples will help them to be looking more Red and Swollen, like you are Ready for the Love. And of course, there is no reason to be restricting the lipstick to only the single pair of lips.
And above all, you must be remembering to be Loving Yourself. This is the single most important step in order to be increasing the Allure. You must be learning to be Accepting yourself, and Loving your body for what it is. Every woman, she is Beautiful, no matter the Shape of her Body or the Character of her Face. So Love Yourself, and do it often and in public. You will be surprised how many heads you will be Turning.♥
