Venerating Our Veterans Venereally
The 11th of November, it is called by many names. To some, it is the Day of the Armistice. In the United States, it is the Day of the Veterans. In the British Commonwealth, it is the Day of the Remembrance. Regardless of what you are calling it, on this day in 1918 the First World War was ending. For the first time in years, the Allied troops and the German troops were poking their heads, with much caution, above the trenches, and venturing into the No Man’s Land that had long divided them. There, in a great show of Peace, Brotherhood, and Manliness, they were Making Mad, Passionate Love among the mines and the wreckage and the shrapnel, with those who had days before been their sworn enemies. The War, it had finally ended. And Every year since then, we are Honoring the veterans on this Special Day in the most Salacious ways possible.Of course, today we are wanting to recognizing our troops just as much as before. Even if you are not supporting this unloving war, you may still be Supporting the troops who have been putting everything on the line to be protecting our Minkly Way of Life. But how can we be doing that? After all, their mission is taking them to the other side of the globe! It is very difficult to be Sharing Yourself from such the long distance. This is why I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am penning this Very Special Feature, to be helping you to Love and to Cherish the brave soldiers who are fighting to Spread the Love around the globe.
The first thing you can be doing is to be sending the Personal Effects to our brave Men and Women. If you are addressing the package to “Any Soldier,” you may be assured that your Love-Gifts will be given to one who is most Needing the Affection. Remember, these troops have been spending months with no Bedmate except the camels and the scorpions. And for some reason, the military, it is not permitting the Men to be Sharing in the Most Masculine Ministrations among each other. But what to be giving them? The cheap alcohol, it is always the acceptable gift. It can be drunk alone, or it can be used to Barter for the Affection with the native peoples. Another idea is to be sending the Mens Magazine, with its pictures of the Lusty, Lascivious Lasses, or perhaps the Erotic Writings or the Adult Videos. But even more appreciated are the Arts that you yourself have been creating. Get a friend to be taking the Naughty Photographs of you, and send them on to the Anonymous Soldier. I guarantee you, you will be Making a Friend instantly. And you should not be hesitating to be doing this if you are male. Remember, the soldiers are needing the Love of all their Country-Men too!
Also, today’s soldiers are short of a number of Critical Supplies, thanks to the unloving governments who are preferring to fight their wars on the cheap. Much has been made of the troops’ lack of the body armor, but almost nothing has been said of their lack of the more Intimate Armor. Send over the crate of prophylactics, to be keeping our brave men and women Safe on their more Loving Mission. The birth control pills will also be most welcome, for themselves or to be sharing with the native populous. Be sure to be throwing in the lubes and gels too—remember, many of them are Making Love on the abrasive Arabian sands. And if you can be affording it, why not offer to be paying for the vasectomy? Let’s keep our fighting men Shooting Blanks while they’re at war.
If you are truly devoted to the Honoring of our troops, why not be going over to Iraq or Afghanistan yourself? There are a number of ways to be doing this. You could be enlisting yourself, although this may be restricting somewhat your Libertine Life of Love. If this is not appealing to you, you may be able to fly to Israel or Jordan or Pakistan and enter the war zone on foot, or simply shipping yourself in the crate to Baghdad or Kabul. Either way, once you are there you will be able to Entertain the Troops in person! I, Ramón the Mink of Love, guarantee that you will never have Received so much Hot, Sandy Carnality in your life!
If you cannot be going to our troops, you could be waiting for the troops to be Coming to you. Every day in the airports close to you, the soldiers are arriving home after having completed their tours of duty. Why not hang out there, to be giving them a most Loving Welcome when they are stepping off of the plane? (If the airport security is objecting to this, you can allow them to be Taking Part in the Fun!) Try to get the other people at the airport to be Joining In too, and see if you can be turning the lounge of greeting into the Lounge of Greeting. Or you could be finding the small town parade for the returned soldiers. If you are dressing up as one of them, they will not be looking twice as you are sneaking onto the cars and the floats. And then you can be Having Your Way with them, ripping the uniform from the Breast and Rewarding them as they are Deserving!
And if you are feeling a little less Public in your Affections, you can always be opting for the Black Ops Love. From the airport or the parade, you can be easily picking the soldier and tailing him or her back to the residence. From there, it will be no problem to be Neutralizing the other occupants (with Love!) and sneaking into the bedroom to wait. Once you have finally been Acquiring your Target, feel free to keep Acquiring them again and again all the night. Remember, this is all for our noble men and women.
Our fighting men and women have been through a lot. It is true that they are tired and exhausted of the fighting and the killing, but more importantly they have spent days making do without any Carnal Delights whatsoever! Are they not deserving of a little Gratitude back from you? So go out there, and Show them that their Great Sacrifice—that willingness to Go Without—has not been for naught.♥
