Finding the Job of Love

The economy, it is a troubling thing to many people. Many people are finding themselves unemployed. And in truth, this is not a surprising thing to me, Ramón the Mink of Love. The skills of finding the job, of conducting the proper interview, they have been lost. So, as a service to my readers, I am offering to you all a guide on how to be finding the job.

The first thing that you must be doing in order to be finding the employment you are Desiring is that you must be having the proper education and experience. Most people, when they are talking about education, are discussing the knowledge of the Technical, Unloving expertise: the use of computers, the ability to communicate one’s ideas, and the craftiness to push a sale through to its conclusion. In truth, these skills are never needed in today’s business world. Instead, when you are building the résumé, be focusing on those more Amorous skills. If you were the boss, who would you be hiring? The person who can be using Microsoft Word, or the one who can be Loving without pause for thirty-six hours straight? This is a question that is answering itself.

You must also be knowing how to be finding the proper job, which will be accepting of your Amorous Ways. Take a look through the Help Wanted section of your local newspaper. You must be learning to understand many of the phrases that employers are using. For example:

Next is coming the interview. First, be making sure that you are dressed properly. Nothing is saying that you do not want the job like dressing in a stilted, formal manner. The suit and tie or the business suit, the are advertising to the employer that you are an Unpassionate person, who is knowing nothing of the ways of the world. Instead, you should be considering the more fitting attire, such as the spandex bodysuit, the leather pants, or the “Kiss Me, I’m Horny” tee shirt. Remember to be accessorizing properly. Bring along the whip, the handcuffs, or the can of whipped cream, to be showing your Thoroughness, your Experience, and your Ingenuity.

At the same time, you must be expressing the proper Demeanor. Look at your interviewer in the eye during the whole interview. Wink at him or her when you get the opportunity, and slowly be sliding the tongue along the lip in Delirious Anticipation of the job. If you are seeing the slightest hint of the Invitation, you must be prepared to be jumping upon your interviewer and ripping off his or her clothing in your Passion. These are the techniques of the successful interviewee.

After you have left the interview is coming the hardest part. You must now be waiting for the reply, sometimes for many days. Do not let them be forgetting you. Find out where your prospective boss is living, and appear in his or her bedroom late at night. Express your desire to Love and to Be Loved. Love as many members of the company as you can, so that they may be Sampling the Delights of your Passion. This way, they will be knowing the Ecstasy that is awaiting them when they are hiring you, and they will be Wanting more!

It is true that the modern living is requiring many to be the cog in the giant faceless machine. However, nothing is saying that you cannot be the Passionate, Vibrating Cog of Love! Hopefully, more people will be learning from their past mistakes, and seeing what the successful job hunt is about. This jobless economy, it does not have to be lasting! With the Power of Love, we can all be returning to work in Bliss, Happiness, and unparalleled Rapture! ♥

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