The Mink in Vegas
At last, here in the northern hemisphere, we have arrived at the Springtime! All over, the nature is shedding its winter skin and is once again Engaging in Displays of Life! The new, Tender Young leaves are sprouting from the trees. The Birds and the Bees are once again Engaging in their Blissful Courtship. And I, Ramón the Mink of Love, was deciding that it was time to take the Vacation. And where did I go, I can hear you asking? Why, nowhere else but the Beautiful Desert Oasis that is Las Vegas!I knew that this was the town for me the moment I stepped out on the Strip. Why, I was Propositioned three times within the first quarter of an hour I was there! I could see such Longing in the copiously lined eyes of each of these Women, with their short red leather skirts and stiletto heels. I am positive that they were sensing the Magnetic Mystiquely Minkly Aura that your humble mink is Radiating, Each time I was quickly Making Love to the young Lass without another word, and then leaving her Speechless as I made my farewell and left the alley or parked car.
The casinos on the Strip are all shaped like Magical Buildings out of your most Lurid Fantasies. There is the Desert Palace, if you are wishing to be Aladdin sneaking into the Sultan’s Harem. Or if you are having the more Classical Imagination, you can be reenacting the Roman Bacchanal Feasts in the Palace of Caesar. Or you could be the Egyptian Princess trapped by the cruel Pharaoh at the Pinnacle of the Pyramid, waiting for the Handsome Slave Lad to be rescuing you. And let us not forget the King Arthur’s Castle, where you may be reliving the Love Affair of Arthur and Lancelot and Guenevere, or rescuing the Fair Damsel from the Hungry dragon. (If you are Lucky, she has been busy learning much Lusty Lizard Lore.) As for myself, I could not be choosing just one!
Inside the casinos, you are transported to the Whole New World, of Love! There are no clocks inside, and no windows, so that you may be Losing yourself to the wonders within! And every surface, it is covered with the mirrors and the blinking lights. Was ever there a place better suited to be Exploring the Eternal Mysteries of Passion? And yet, many of the people there, they are fixated not on the Sweaty Bodies around them, but on the cold machines of gaming in front of them. What irony is this?
Ah, but it was but a trifle for your most Humble narrator. I, Ramón the Mink of Love, was merely having to Incorporate the gaming into the Lovemaking. Quick as could be, I Scurried my Lithe Little body up inside the slot machine, and waited for my Lever to be Pulled. When it was, I dropped myself down into the chute with all of the falling quarters, looked up into the eyes of the Surprised Winner, and said in my most Sultry of Voices, “Congratulations. I am Ramón the Mink of Love, and you have Won the Five Minutes of Supreme Bliss!” It was not long until several Large, Sexy men wearing the tuxedos were wanting to know what I was doing. Very quickly they were Escorting me into the back room, where I could be Showing them the Minkly Glories in Person!
Of course, I cannot be finishing this Story without telling of the game of poker. I must confess that I had never much been understanding this game before. Sure, I had been playing the Strip Poker before, but never had I been paying much attention to the minutiae of the game itself. How could I do so, when I was having so many Fine, Chiseled Bodies in front of me? This time though I was forcing myself to pay attention to the rules, and I am most glad I did. It turns out that the Poker is the most Passionate of games, with much subtle meaning celebrating the Love and Desire. Why, even the name “Poke ‘er” is referring to that most Sublime Act of Copulation!
Here it is the way it is working. First you are dealt the five cards from the deck—each card is having both a rank—indicating its degree of Experience, from the lonely ace to the Lustful king—as well as a Sultry Symbol in red or black. Hearts are representing the True Love, diamonds are the trinkets that you are trading for Love, while both the spades and clubs are obviously symbols of the Engorged Phallus. At this point, you are placing the bets of the cards you have been given. Some people are only betting such trivialities as money, but I am assuring you that I, Ramón the Mink of Love, was gambling for the many Favors and Touches for which I am known. Whoever is having the best hand is winning the bet, and may then Collect his or her Winnings.
The only hard part of the game is to be knowing which hands will be winning you much Amorous Adoration, and which ones will not. The couple is the lowest, wherein you are having only two cards with the same rank. As in the real life, the couple may be beat by the menage-a-trois, in which you are having the three similar cards, or even the Coveted menage-a-quatre. Two couples is also good, but even better is the Full Orgy, in which there is both the couple and the menage-a-trois. More Desirous yet is the flush, in which all of the cards are Flushed Red from the Act of Passion. The straight is when you are having just the kings and queens in their traditional relationship, while the gay is just the Boys’ Party of the kings and jacks. The best hand of all is of course the royal straight flush, in which you are holding nothing but the red kings and queens.
I could be going on about the Wonderful Shows with the wild beasts, the naked women, the contortionists and acrobats, as well as many things that you can be seeing on the stage. However, you are really needing to be Experiencing Las Vegas for yourself. It is the wonderful city, where the Love is hiding around every corner, waiting for you to be Immersing yourself in it. Go now, and tell them that you were sent by Ramón the Mink of Love! ♥
