Selecting the Sexy Swimwear
With the arrival of the month of May, the spring is most definitely here and the summer is just around the corner. Soon the hordes will be descending on the beaches of the world to Cavort and to Play. There are few better places than the beach to be scoping out the Love. And yet for many, this is the time for the anxiety, and not the rejoicing. After all, being at the beach is requiring the swimwear. And where are you going to be finding the perfect suit? That is where I, Ramón the Mink of Love, can be helping!Choosing the right kind of swimwear can be helping you to flatter and enhance the body, while hiding those small defects that we all are having. (I must admit, even I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am having one or two very small imperfections in my otherwise Flawless, Svelte, and Fuzzy little body.) Swimwear must be comfortable, but should also be able to express your Personality of Love. That is, it should be able to say loudly, “Take me now, you Sweaty Haunch of Lustmeat” from thirty meters away, even when you are sound asleep on your towel.
Of course, the very best swimsuit is no swimsuit at all. Unfortunately, too many of us are living in prudish, unenlightened areas that are frowning on the public display of the uncovered body. If you are lucky enough to be near to the clothing optional beach, by all means you should be going! There is no finer place to be gazing upon the human form, and Consummating your Desires with all Willing Receptacles. But for those men and women who are not so fortunate, read on.
When you are trying on suits, be sure that you go with a friend whom you are trusting. His or her eyes will be more objective than yours, and will be helping you to pick out the most Fetching suit. Also, too many people are making the mistake of trying on the swimwear while still wearing the underclothing. How can you be knowing what is properly fitting, with that extra layer between you and the suit? No, you and your friend must be ready to be completely nude within the room of changing. And if this is leading to the Steamy Encounter, who can be objecting? After all, the Healthy Afterglow will be helping you to look even better in your new suit.
Remember, the more skin tight and low cut the suit is, the more flattering it will be. Be sure to get one at least one or two sizes too small, the better to accentuate every Turgidity and outline every Crevice of your body. Do not be worrying if you are feeling you are not having the proper body for such a suit. Everyone, both men and women, are feeling underendowed and inadequate sometimes. That is why I recommend that regardless of gender you are getting the swimwear with the underwire. This will be helping to Raise and Flatter your anatomy, putting it on display for all the world.
Color is another important factor in choosing the perfect suit. While a black suit is slimming, you should remember that the patches of vivid color are attracting the eyes. Be using this to your advantage. If you are the man, the column of hot pink directly over your Manhood will be bringing the young ladies from all over the beach to Stare. It will be helping to Emphasize, and even to Exaggerate. Likewise, if you are the woman you should be considering outlining the nipples in a fluorescent green, the better to be adding Shape and Definition. With these little perks, you will be Irresistible.
Also, you should be considering what activities (aside from the Making of Love) in which you will be Partaking when you are on the beach. If you are preferring to sunbathe, you should be getting the tight and skimpy little suit that will best show off the Luscious Contours of the Flesh. But if you will be playing the beach volleyball, you should be getting the tight and skimpy little suit that will best show off every Bounce and every Jiggle as you are Thrusting yourself into the sand. The distinction, it is an important one.
The material of the suit is another very important item to be considering. The spandex and the lycra are both very common, but are unfortunately a little bit tame. Personally, I Ramón the Mink of Love am preferring the form fitting black leather. It flatters while it protects from the sun's harmful rays. Others are preferring the latex swimwear. It is Kinky and Naughty, and may also be used as the prophylactic in a pinch if you are suddenly finding yourself without. The latex also has the advantage that it is dissolving in the sunscreen. You can use this trick to be “caught unawares” by showing off your Ample Assets among a group of strangers.
Finally, be sure that you are getting a suit that is very easy to remove, as well as to put back on. I have seen many people awkwardly trying to undress when the Time for Love is upon them. Plus, if the authorities or the jealous Lovers are there, you want to be able to put the suit back on instantly without anyone being the wiser. Practice taking the suit off and putting it back on so that you can do each in seconds. With enough discipline you should be able to hop along the beach after dark, from Lover to Lover, each not knowing where you were just moments ago.
It is my desire that this humble mink's advice has been of assistance. Go now, and find the Love in the sun and the surf!♥
