On Holiday with Ramón
I, Ramón the Mink of Love, have just returned from one of the most exciting, most blissful vacations of my virile existence. I was on a beautiful, majestic island of the tropics, surrounded by the many buxom, scantily clad women and hard, sweating men. And yet as these people were massaging the oily suntan lotion into my furry shoulders, back, and tail, it was occurring to me that so many of you out there are not having this sort of vacation. You are surrounded by the screaming children, the obnoxious tourists, and the lost luggage. This, it is not sexy. You must be thinking and planning before you are traveling.
Where will you be going on your holiday? There are many interesting places around the world to which you can travel. I think it is obvious that the Pacific island is a wonderful place on which to be vacationing. I have found that everyone on the island of this kind is interesting in only one thing: the physical act of Love. It does not matter where or with whom, and when quantity is being this high quality will surely rise. Yet, there are many other places that can be just as climaxingly joyous. I, Ramón the Mink of Love, once spent an entire week Knowing nothing but physical pleasure when I was confined to a hotel in the city of Pyongyang in North Korea. I was proud to be the Ambassador to the West, introducing all I met to our Ways of Thought. It was not mattering if the Inductee was a maid or an armed guard. All who were knowing me grew to Love our culture.
Perhaps you can also be bringing many other Initiates of Gratification with you upon some adventure. For years I have been trying to gather enough of us together to make an attempt on lofty Mt. Everest. Or maybe we could be trekking across Antarctica, bringing the Miracle of Life to that frigid, barren continent. However there would have to be a very big group before the endeavoring on such a journey. For even a fortnight spent Loving only the same hundred people can be tiring. And after a solid week of Making Love to the snowmen of my own creation even I, Ramón the Mink of Love, can be developing a headache.
Of course, there are also many things of which you must be careful when you are traveling. You should always be paying attention to the local laws and customs. For just as in your home town, there are many poor, repressed souls who cannot bear to see another deporting themselves in the Celebrating, Lubricatory manner in which we are expressing ourselves. Some of these people may even throw you into the prison, or be cutting off the various pieces of your body in retribution for your Joy. Fortunately in my minkly ways I have always been finding ways out of such debacles. Often the jailer, judge, jury, or executioner may be experiencing great loneliness, which only you can be Relieving.
Another thing of which you should be being beware is the exhaustion. For those of us who are new to this Game, hours upon hours of nonstop Love can be wearing you out. For those of you with weak constitutions, I suggest the pill of caffeine. With a continuous supply of these, you can be Making Love day and night for weeks. Also, the jet lag is another factor that can be stealing your stamina. My solution to this is to spend the entire flight of the airplane jumping from passenger to passenger and Making Love to each in turn. If you are spending two minutes or so on each person, you can be Enjoying the entire plane before it is touching down again.
Remember, the vacation only happens a couple of times each year. You must be seizing the opportunity for Love at every step. Start as soon as you leave your front door, and don’t stop until you are coming back. Then you shall be rested and refreshed, ready to be starting anew your day-to-day life. ♥
