The Lust of the Irish
The Day of St. Patrick is getting close! This day, it is one of the favorite holidays of I, Ramón the Mink of Love. After all, there is so much Lustful Passion on this day. How many other days are devoted to the Getting Lucky, like the Day of St. Patrick? And we are all knowing that green is the color of the new life, and the Passion which spawns it! The Irish are some of the most Loving, Passionate people in the world, and we should be celebrating their contributions of Lust! Here, I will be sharing some of my tips for obtaining the Love on this great day!
Half of the finding of the Love on the Day of St. Patrick is to be wearing the proper clothing. Many people, they are just wearing the old t-shirt and jeans. Even if it is the green shirt, this is not so good to be Enticing the Passion from others. You must be putting at least a little effort into the appearance. It is easy to be finding the button or the shirt with the tasteful slogan of Love. Many times I, Ramón the Mink of Love, have been Drawn to the young man or woman wearing the phrase such as “Love me, I’m Irish,” or “I’m hard as a Blarney Stone.” If you wish to be standing out even more, try dying the hair green. You can be doing this with the hair on your head, or with the other, more Intimate hair. Then, the new Lovers shall be flocking to you in search of your Pot of Gold.
I have been saying it many times before, but the foreign accent is the Wonderful way to be Ensnaring the new Paramours into your waiting thighs. The Day of St. Patrick is the perfect time to be practicing the Irish accent. Find the young woman, and tell her that you are away from home on this day for the first time, and you are feeling a little homesick for the green hills of your youth. Perhaps, if she were to Share her Hills and Valleys with you, it would be cheering you up a little. Most women will be finding this so Charming, they will be Acquiescing to you at once!
However, one of the best ways to be finding the Licentious Release is to be dressing up as the Leprechaun in a bar or club. These Delightful little imps are best known for their happy spirits, their sense of mischief, and their Unbridled Lust. For this, you will be needing the green hat, the green jacket, and of course the green thong. Jump up to the top of a chair or bar and yell out in the best Irish accent, “Somebody here’s been stealin’ me pot o’gold. By the Bean Sidhe, I’ll not rest ‘fore I’ve Loved each one of ye and learned who’s taken it!” I, Ramón the Mink of Love, have done this several times, and each time has resulted in one of the most Lucky Days of St. Patrick in my minkly life!
Leprechauns are also known for their streaks of mischievousness. While you are busy Loving everyone on the bar, try to be taking the keys from several people and switching them around. They will all find themselves forced to go back to a new house, and will quite likely end up Sharing their Passions with whomever they are finding there. This way, you can help to be Giving Love to others who may not have otherwise found it! Or, you can be leaving in their pockets the candy gold coin, laced with some manner of Aphrodisiac. The Priapic Festivals of Lust will then be spreading out from that locale, even when you have been long gone! Believe me, there is no finer feeling than to have Spawned the Seed of the Great Irish Orgy that is lasting for days!
Of course, there are those who are preferring to be having the Private Party at their homes on this Day of Lust. This can be just as rewarding as Loving away from home. First, you will need to be preparing the proper food. Green foods are always popular on this day, although personally I am preferring the traditional Irish meal of Lucky Charms and Whiskey. Between the intoxicants and the sugar running rampant in your blood stream, there is no limit to the Feats of Love that may be performed on such a Concoction! You must also be sure to be providing your guests the other things they are needing. Give them the full selection of the green Prophylactics, the green Oils and Lubricants, and the green Personal Massagers. Or for those who are preferring the more Kinky Loving, you can be supplying the green Whips, the green Handcuffs, and the green Leather Masks. Green Jell-o is another popular accoutrement for the Irish Games of Lust. However, if you are having the time and the means, a field of clover can be the perfect backdrop, giving your Bacchanalian Festival that special Irish flare!
I hope you will be having a most Passionate Day of St. Patrick, and that you will be Getting Lucky over and over again. The Lust of the Irish be with ye! ♥
