Beach Blanket Banging
Spring, it is in the air! The snows, they are thawing. The ice, it is melting and running away. Soon, the people will be ready to doff their heavy winter clothing and run outside as Free and as Naked as the day they were born. It shall be a Glorious, Glorious time to behold!
And so, in celebration of the coming springtime, I, Ramón the Mink of Love, have decided to devote my time this month to a long observed festivity of the coming months of warmth. Every year, the thousands of college students put away their dry textbooks and their sterile computers, and they head south. They go to a place like Florida or México or the Mediterranean coast, where the sun shines brightly and the Love flows like hot, sticky honey. The Spring Break, it is a glorious time for those such as I who follow the Passionate Life.
And yet, I see many people who are not partaking in this Bacchanalian Love Fest. Perhaps they are thinking that they are too old or too busy to Enjoy the blossoming youth. I tell you now, there is no one who is too aged for one of these Affairs. Even if you have experienced ninety years of the life, you should be there with the youth, dancing with them and Making Love to them. Likewise, there is no one who is too busy. The work, it will always be there. The job, the spouse and the family, all of those responsibilities—they will wait for you to return. But if you are not Sharing your Liquid Passion with the young people of today, you may always be regretting it!
In a similar way, there are those who once they arrive at the Spring Break destination, they are not knowing how to comport themselves. They stand around awkwardly, trying to smile at new people but always somehow failing. It is sad, but these poor, ill at ease souls are less likely to find the Love than are their less embarrassed brethren. The answer, it is simple. You must be consuming a massive amount of the alcohol. When intoxicated, you will become more comfortable with yourself, and more sure. You will begin to see the inner Beauty that all have deep within themselves. And you will be more willing to Make Love to any whom you are meeting!
How can one maintain the energy levels necessary to keep Giving their Loins to person after person after person? You must learn to do as I, Ramón the Mink of Love, do. You must be absorbing the energy from each Act of Physical Love in which you are partaking. After each Carnal Embrace, I find myself completely rested and ready to go again! Remember, with so many cavorting bodies around you, there is no time for the sleep! Once you have finished, you must be springing up and readying yourself for your next Seduction. The more Trysts you can squeeze into your week, the happier and healthier you will be!
And finally, there are those who ask me what they should do if they discover their one true soulmate while away from home in such an environment. My answer, it is both heartbreaking and joyous. You must remember that the Life, it is but a short span of time that we spend. Tomorrow, you may be buried and growing cold. This is why it is so important to celebrate the Life today! Don't be restricting yourself to just the one person, pining away for the sweetheart who is living half a continent away. Remember, there are so many sad, unhappy people in this world. You have a Duty to Spread the Love wherever you are going. This includes your very backyard. You will always have New Love to discover, so do not dwell on the Old Love.
And above all, have a Joyous, Joyous Spring Break. Perhaps I, Ramón the Mink of Love, shall be seeing you there! ♥
