Gratifying the Graduate
For the parents and the family of the new graduates, the June is a tough month. There are so many things to be doing. Should you be throwing a party for the graduate? What is the appropriate gift? How will you be dealing with the graduate leaving home? Fortunately for you, I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am here to be helping!The first order of business is to be attending the graduation itself. After all, this is the most solemn ceremony, and your new grad has been working hard in order to be making it to this point. Remember, your graduate is going to be in front of his or her friends, peers, and Lovers—you must be trying not to be the public embarrassment. Too many family members, they are seeming cold and remote on this day. What could be worse? It is as if they are having absolutely no concern for their graduates' feelings. Rather than being the unfeeling sourpuss, you must be Exposing to the world the Passionate and Loving family from which you are coming! Touch someone new every time a name is read! Love someone else during each of the speeches! Try to be Seducing the vice-principal! You will make your graduate be Glowing with Pride for your Endeavors!
With so many things happening that night, it may seem superfluous to be throwing a party for your new graduate. After all, there will be many celebrations later that evening—why be adding one more to the list? But the depressing truth is that many of these “parties” are nothing of the sort. Very often the school administrators will be rounding up all the graduates and locking them in the bowling alley or the roller rink all the night long. Why is this? I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am having my suspicions. Perhaps it is because the administrators have squelched their own Desires for so long, that they are wanting to control all the others and keep them from the Fun.
No matter, for you will be throwing your own party! Remember, your new grad is all grown up now. Truly an adult—holding the new degree, and ready to Explore the Mysteries of the World. What better way to do this then with the Lovefest in his or her honor? All you are needing is the pink lights, the army of Professional Lovers, and the thumping bass soundtrack to be turning any home into the Devilish Den of Debauchery.
What about the gifts? The perfect gift for the new graduate is many things. It is personalized, just for him or her. It gives the meaningful and valuable lesson. And it is something that is helping with the practical needs of someone just starting out in life. One good suggestion is the giant box of prophylactics. These are sure to come in handy, no matter where your grad is heading. Or sometimes the tasteful Erotic Sculptures or the coffee table books of Fleshly Fun make a good choice—they are something that can be shown off in the dorm room or the new apartment. Another good choice is the item of furniture. The Love Sling, Dancing Pole, or Vibrating Bed are all wonderful things that every home is needing!
When you are sending your graduate out, you must be sure that you have instilled your Values in him or her. The world, it is large and dark and scary, and for some the Passionate Connection is only coming once in a great while. But if you have been doing all of this for your grad, you may be resting comfortably that whatever road he or she is following in the Life, your grad will be Knowing how to Satiate him or herself and others, and to be Finding the Dripping Lust even in the most unlikely of places!
And what about you? What are you going to be doing now that your little nestling has been flying away? Now is the time to be refocusing on the Romantic Prospects of yourself. Raising up the kid to adulthood, it is so exhausting and time consuming. That is why I, Ramón the Mink of Love, suggest that you are celebrating its conclusion with a little Bacchanal Festival of your own. Relax. Congratulate yourself on the job well done. And Make Love until it hurts to breathe. That is the way of Ramón the Mink of Love. ♥
