Personals of Passion!
Recently, the Internet Personals have become a wonderful way to be Finding the Physical Love. You can be going online and setting up the many trysts for the night in a matter of minutes! What could be Finer?
Of course, there are those who are still finding their Passion the old fashioned way. They are Cruising the bars, the coffee shops, the libraries, the universities, the retirement homes, and the churches in the search for the next Climax. Others, they are giving some paltry excuse: “I’m too busy,” or “I don’t understand computers,” or “I’m married,” or something along these lines. Sadly, these people are simply denying themselves the Love! Why not be Using the Information Superhighway to be Plowing the Virtual Fields? Why not be adding even more Squiggling Bodies to your Bed of Desire?
But the first step along this Pathway to Passion is to be constructing the personal ad. You must be looking Luscious and Nibbley so that you may be Luring the Young and the Nubile back to the Swinging Lair of Lust. And so this month I, Ramón the Mink of Love, will be helping you to put together the perfect ad.
Remember, the personal ad is a fantasy! You should not be advertising who you are. Advertise the Great Lover that you are wishing to be!
The first step is to come up with the proper user name. Use the imagination. Remember, this is how all will be knowing you at first. Don’t use the ordinary. Names such as danab and happyboy are simply boring and uncreative. Use a name that shows your Skill as a Superb Specimen of Sensuality. Consider the name that is showing your physical qualities, such as bustyvixen or rockhard69. Or perhaps you can be showing off your Prowess, such as with quiverfinger101 or lustytongue. Any of these names, they are bound to be making even the most bashful of maidens Melt in her Desire!
Don’t be forgetting the headline. Many of these sites, they are wanting some clever little catch phrase to be putting beneath your name. Here, you must not be coy. “Shy girl wants honest man,” will not be helping you to be Scoring. Instead, you must be direct and honest. Something such as “Multi-climactic wench seeks boy toy for harem,&rdquo is much better, and shows the world that you are Knowing what you Want.
Next is coming the questions. Most personals sites are having a series of cute little questions, allegedly to be elucidating what kind of person you are. Do not be fooled. Even if the question has nothing to do with the Lust, you must be answering it that way. As the example, if it is asking if you have any pets, you could be answering “I am keeping a Ripe young woman on a leash beneath the bed.” If it asks you the last great book you read, answer Playboy or The Scarlet Bodice or some other Passionate book. And if it is asking what your most humbling moment was, you can say “When I had the Privilege to be Loving fifteen men and women at once.” You must be keeping yourself focused.
Finally, is coming the picture. You must be using a photograph that is showing you at your best. Do not be using a blurry photo of you from a bar or from your cousin’s wedding, or that airbrushed high school photo you are liking so much. Instead, you must be showing what you are like in Action. Next time you are Loving, set the camera up over the bed. You are sure that way to be getting many good shots of yourself and your partner in the Caught in the Heady Throes of Passion. The more Lustful is the picture, the more Potential Paramours you will be having knocking on the door!
If you are following these rules, you are sure to get many Steamy and Sultry men and women into your bed. The Internet is a wonderful tool for finding the Love. But remember, it is only one way to be Fulfilling the Amorous Desire. Do not be forgetting that there are many others. Love will be finding you in a variety of ways. If you are Open to them all, you will be finding yourself Opened to new Prurient Pleasures of which you never Dreamed! ♥
