Commencement Cravings
The June, it is the month of graduation. Now it is the time for Seniors to be saying goodbye to the old friends, and moving on with the life. Like no other time, this is a time of change for many of the young, beautiful people.
If you were like me, Ramón the Mink of Love, during your short stay in school you became Intimate with everyone around, be they fellow students, teachers, deans, principals, or janitors. Your math and your history were good things, but only because they introduced you to the Mathematical Passion and the Historical Yearning. Now, you must be saying goodbye to your past Lovers. No more secret trysts in the closet of the custodian, playing the Forbidden Games of the Mop. No more all night discussions with your TAs, trading the Pleasure for the Grade. No more Making Love to your teacher while he or she is scrawling the arcane on the chalkboard. However, you must be remembering that even though they may be forcing you out into the cruel, dark world, it is not an end to the Passion that beats in your breast! Here are some of the ideas you may be using.
Summer school is an excellent opportunity to remain with those whom you Love. During this season, you can be taking classes on almost anything. The astronomy class is a wonderful chance to be in the fields at night, watching the stars. While others' backs are turned, looking into the telescope, you can be Seducing the beautiful young man. The women's studies class is an excellent opportunity to learn about the Woman, and what ignites her Flames of Desire. The women there are most easily Ensorcelled by your cunning smile and captivating words. But none approaches the classes of art, in which the naked models pose and cavort. Watching them, drawing them, you will want to rip the binding clothes from your body and join them, letting all in the class record your Lust!
Of course, many of you will not be attending more school. For you, the answer can be found in the place of work. Finding a job has never been easier than it is now. With all the laws and regulations in place that are stealing the vitality from today's place of business, all you have to do to get hired is to show your employer the Passionate person that you are. Be sure that you are dressed appropriately for the interview. A black leather thong is always being a safe favorite, as are the clips and the spiked collar. Throw yourself into the interviewer's arms, and kiss him or her with all the wild tongue that you can be mustering. Be sure to tell about all your Lickerish talents, and your extensive experience in the Pleasing of others.
And for many of you, there will be no choice but to apply to the college or the graduate school, in order to be continuing your education. Schools may come and go, but there are being many constants within them. As you keep up with your learning, you will be finding out the advanced scholarly techniques for the Making of Love. You will see how to bring the gorgeous young woman to Paroxysm using only the HP Calculator. You will learn the many uses of the slide rule and physics textbook, and how they may Delight many. And you will learn how to woo the melt the heart of the handsome young man, through the Powerful reading of the Essay on Moby Dick. The higher education, it is a glorious thing.
Whatever path you are choosing, may it be a truly Loving, Passionate one. As I always I remain yours, Ramón the Mink of Love. ♥
