Seduction Studies
Of the many letters I have been receiving from all of you, most of them have been concerning the Art of Seduction. It appears that so many of you are willing to lead the life that I, Ramón the Mink of Love, lead. But you do not understand the subtleties that are necessary to woo the reluctant lover. And so I am thinking that this month I shall review the basic techniques of the Love.
The first ability that you must master is that of knowing everything that you can be knowing about your intended lover. Look through this person's garbage for the personal information. Look him or her up on the Internet. Talk to his or her friends. Nothing impresses someone like having a good knowledge of the same interests. Learn everything you can before you move in for that most delightful of persuasions.
Once you actually begin speaking to your amour-to-be, you must immediately start in the putting this person at ease. Nothing will sour the relationship with someone you just met like showing him or her immediately to the bedroom. You must begin with the discussion. Talk about things you learned from your research-all about your desired target, and what a wonderful person he or she is, how beautiful and alluring. Be discussing everything except the Love. Be friendly and smile. One of my favorite techniques is to wave my bushy luxuriant tail in a non-threatening manner. This is always putting my future Paramour at ease. Be sure to be talking for at least twenty minutes.
When all is right, and you can sense your target become inflamed with Desire, you may begin to light the candles and play the sensuous music. Look deep into his or her eyes, lean over, and give a passionate kiss. Drink deeply at this most magical of fonts, like you can never get enough of his or her Love. Proceed to the bedroom if you choose, but I prefer to consummate our raging fires where we sit.
In the Art of Physical Love, imagination is the key. Sometimes you may go slow. Other times fast. Sometimes it will leave you both heaving in your exhaustion. Sometimes you will be having the stamina to last for hours. Each time, it is as different and special as the delicate rose. You must be careful not to squish its delicate beauty, or it will be lost forever. But you must always be leaving your lover satisfied. Often he or she will want to hold you, and be keeping you in that warm embrace forever. Alas, for this cannot be.
You must be understanding the responsibilities that come with being a Great Lover. So many people, they think that the Love is for free. This is not the case. When one is adept in this most sublime of all Arts, one must be constantly inducting others into these Mysteries of Passion. Indeed, I myself have sworn an oath to Love all men and women in the world, be they old or young, wedded or single. And yet I do not understand it, but there are many with whom I have shared my lustful yearning who have been deciding to pass just one night alone with a book. This cannot be. Always you must be moving from bed to bed. This is the cost of Love. It is great, but it is one that I think you will not be having a problem in paying it. ♥
