Making the Minkly Marriage
If there is one thing that, Ramón the Mink of Love, am truly fearing, it is the marriage. Why anybody would be tethering themselves to a single other person, Loving only one for the rest of the natural life, it is beyond the ken of this simple mink. Nevertheless, despite my best efforts to pass the Federal No-Marriage Amendment in many countries, the people are continuing to marry in droves. It is being very sad. Yet, many of this mink's most Steamy Encounters have been with the married men and women, so I am knowing that the Red Hot Fires of Passion are still Burning in their Loins. And so I write this month's feature with my married Fans in mind. How can you be keeping the marriage strong and healthy?The first key to the strong marriage, it is the Talking About The Money. To many young people today, they are not understanding the important role that money is playing in the modern life. They are thinking that if they are having their Love, that they can be getting through any monetary inconvenience. But to be maintaining the healthy marriage, you must be making sure that you and your spouse are agreeing on how you will be spending your money. You should be discussing any major expenditure before you are making it, whether it is the Love Sling, the barrel of lubricant, the vibrating bed, or that custom hot pink and red “Passion Wagon” paint job you've always been wanting on your old pickup truck. Even more importantly, you should be having the conversation about how you are wanting to live. Will you be the double-income couple, seeking your separate Lustful Fortunes in the corporate world? Or perhaps one of you will be the breadwinner, while the other is staying home to be Perfecting the Arts of Passion with the letter carrier, the Jehovah's Witness, or whoever else is coming to your door. Or maybe you will both be eschewing the stable salary to become the Love Hobo, traveling the rails from city to city and never Sleeping with the same person twice. It is up to you, but you should be sure that you and the spouse are agreeing.
The second key to maintaining the healthy marriage, it is the Respect. You must always be remembering to be giving the spouse the respect that he or she is deserving, as the co-equal partner. Remember, this person was having the independent, full life before foolishly binding him or herself to you until you are nothing but the cold corpses in the earth. Why should this be being any different now? You should each be maintaining the own hobbies and pastimes and Lusts, without interfering in the life of the other. After all, if the wife is not wanting to tell you that she was spending last night Pleasuring the entire local football team, what business is it being of yours? You should be Respecting her silence in the matter. At the same time, you should be Respecting the spouse when he or she is coming to you with the New Kinks to be Trying Out. When the husband approaches you one night holding the banana, the whip, and the large tarantula, you should be Respecting him enough that you will be trying whatever is in his Dirty Little Mind. This is the kind of foundation on which the strong marriage is built.
The next key to the strong marriage is the Communication. You should always be Communicating to the spouse how you are feeling—preferably Passionately and Loudly. When he is Touching you in the right way, let him know! When the way she is Kissing your Manhood is sending you Over the Edge, make sure that she is Understanding your Feelings. In fact, you should not only be letting your spouse know of the Emotions Running Rampant inside you. Let the friends and neighbors know too, from at least half a block away! After all, the odds are high that one day you will be Ensnared in Passion with several of them. Why not be letting them know ahead of time the best ways to be making you Climax? The Communication, it is important.
The last key to the strong marriage, it is the Forgiveness. Let us be facing it: not one of us is the perfect angel with whom to be living, every day of the year. We are all having our bad days, and having the strong marriage means being able to be coping with those of your spouse. For example, let us say that the wife was feeling tired, and she was only able to make you Climax six times. Should you be excoriating her for this, berating her mercilessly? Maybe—if it is Turning you On. Or maybe the husband is for some random reason refusing to be fellating your best friend. Is he being ridiculous for declining the Oral Pleasure to another human being? Most certainly. But he's your husband, and you must learn to be forgiving such blatant stupidity. Do not let the anger be eating you up inside. You must learn to be letting it go, to be seeing through your spouse's faults and imperfections. Never be going to bed angry. Or, if you do, let it all out in the bout of the screaming, slap- happy Angry Love. The Passions released will drive you to new heights, and you will fall asleep bruised, content, and forgiving.
Finally, you must be making the constant effort to be keeping the Romance alive. Too many newlyweds, they are engrossing themselves in the mundanities of the day to day world, until they are losing their Fervor forever under the weight of the bills and the mortgages and the taxes. At least every month, you should be making the conscious effort to be having the Date Night. Take the time to be make the fancy restaurant reservations. Get your hair done, and get the manicure that you have been wanting. Spend that extra hour getting ready, with the lovely little black dress or that smart suit and tie. And then you can be going out on your dates. If you both get lucky, you can be coming back to the Foursome tonight! And there is nothing more Romantic than that.♥
