A Furious and Fervid Fourth
I, Ramón the Mink of Love, know what all of you are thinking. Me, celebrate the Fourth of July? I, Ramón the Mink of Love, have always been the Lover Internationale. Why would I be writing about this holiday which only a small portion of the world is celebrating? And it is true too that of late, America has been acting in some most unloving of ways. Why would a Passionate Paramour such as myself be wishing to be encouraging this by celebrating their nationalistic holiday?Ah, but there is a Method to the Madness of this Mink. For I have been discovering that the American Day of Independence is being the wonderful opportunity for the Free Love. On this day we can be throwing off the shackles of tyranny, and throwing on the Shackles of Domination! And even if you, dear reader, are living in a country aside from the United States, I am sure that you are having some National Holiday during which you can be celebrating your own Liberty to Love, Equality with your Lovers, and the most Joyous Fraternal Love.
The outdoor barbecue is a long tradition on the Fourth of July. Here is your chance to be displaying your Mastery in the art of grilling. All you are needing is the barbecue, the sauces, the Love the Cook apron, and of course your Meat. Set up in the front yard wearing just the apron, and baste the Meat with the sauces until it is a nice golden brown. I guarantee you, all who are passing by will find their mouths watering, and will want to be taking a huge bite!
You must also be remembering to be decorating properly. Remember, you can never be having enough flags. I am speaking, of course, of your Chamber of Carnal Delights. Make sure that there are flags on the windows, on the doors, and on every horizontal surface where you may be Making Love. For that extra touch of Patriotic Passion, you should be finding the proper Mood Music for your Amorous Encounters. My personal favorite is the funky seventies guitar covers of America the Beautiful, the Star Spangled Banner, and other American favorites. You will truly be learning the Meaning of Liberty as you are Grinding Away to the Battle Hymn of the Republic!
For those who are desiring a bit more Lust with their Liberty, it never hurts to be dressing up. Show your Pride with the red, white, and blue leather undergarments, restraints, and spiked collar! The Star Spangled stiletto heels and bullwhip are also fine statements to show that you are Loving your Country. Top this all off with the red, white, and blue top hat, and none will be doubting the Spirit of your Citizenship!
Finally, as the sun is beginning to set, comes the moment for which everybody has been waiting. The fireworks! There are few joys like sitting out in the park on the blanket in the cool night air, watching the booms and bangs in the sky, whilst enjoying the Booms and Bangs on the ground as well. If you are very talented, you may be timing your every encounter to one of the explosions above! Let the Tension build as the rocket speeds upward, building to the Explosion of your own right as the wave of light and sound is passing over you. Then, quickly, move to the next Lover and repeat the process. You will have to be moving fast, but this Explosive Love is worth it!
Or perhaps you are up for something a little more daring. The smaller fireworks, they can be perfect for this Pyrotechnic Passion. Take the firecrackers and be hiding them in every crevice on your body. If you are the woman, the Spinning Flowers on your ample bosom and the Sparklers in the hair will help to be Defining your Femininity. If you are the man, instead you will be needing the Flaming Fountain which is spewing out the Burning Balls of Brimstone, which you will be tying to your Manhood. Now, Make Love like there is no tomorrow, like you are sitting on the bomb that may be going off at any second! I guarantee you, you will be having no experience like it!
And above all, I, Ramón the Mink of Love, hope that you are Sharing your Freedom with many this day!♥
