Ramón's Wide World of Sports
The summer, it is a wonderful time for me, Ramón the Mink of Love. The young men, they are swaggering around the beach and the gym, stiff and cocksure. And the beautiful young women, always seductive and voluptuous, are following them in this Great Dance of Lust. Now is the time to go outside, to Drink in the Sights and the Smells and the Tastes of Love, to be Enjoying the Glories of your body!
Unfortunately many people are not understanding this. They are preferring to stay inside in their dank, gloomy caves, hunched over their computers and their files, lit only by the dead flickering of fluorescent lights. They are always saying that they'll be getting around to getting in shape next week or next month or next year, and yet they never do. Perhaps you are one of these people, surfing the web in your office, when you could be outside surfing the waves! I tell you, there is no time like the present! Get off of your lovely curvaceous ass, and find the exercise that will bring new life Thrusting Madly into your body!
The competitive team sports have always been a favorite of me, Ramón the Mink of Love. After all, what could be better than to be surrounded by a dozen other Moist, Sweating Bodies? It is not mattering if you are playing the softball, the American football, the basketball, or another sport. After all, all of these are giving you the chance to be showing off the physical prowess and raw animal charm. Finding the Lover at these games is always easy, for you can be seeing exactly who is the most Dexterous, who is having the most Endurance, and who is having the Strength to lift you up all night long. And with the Competitive Juices flowing as they do, everyone is in the Mood for Love. And even if you are not finding that One special person to be occupying your attention for those Magical fifteen minutes, there is always the fallback. With everyone so filled with Energy, so overcome by that Group Spirit, they are almost always ending up in the Team Lovefest. Remember, on the Field of Love you are never out of bounds.
Other people are preferring the more individual sports. After all, this way they can be truly standing out. The running is a good choice, for it develops the Stamina so that you can be Lasting the whole night. The martial arts are letting you show off the Wild Beast inside you, which will always be drawing Lovers to you. However, my favorite is the gymnastics. Here you will learn to leap and to twirl, to flip and to twist. The flexibility it is adding will be letting you Contort into all manner of Positions, so that you may be Pleasing the Paramours in ways you have never expected. Never underestimate the person who can be Loving while flying through the air!
It may be that you are preferring something a little less formal. Going to the gym regularly may be just the thing you are needing. After all, there are many people there to be watching you as you are Displaying your body. You can run on the track, lift weights, or maybe just Play with the Machines. Find yourself a Partner to be Spotting you, and find New and Exciting ways to be Using the Machines together.
Of course, not every sport is making it easy to find the Sweaty Passion. For example, let us say that you are hiking up into the woods. When you are there, whom will you be Loving? Climbing the rocks and kayaking are also leaving you in a similar predicament. Maybe you can be finding one or two people to accompany you, but what is the gain in that? Love is an activity best Enjoyed in a crowd. Do not be walking away from all of those Potential suitors.
And always, remember that the Act of Love itself is exercise. It is sharpening the hand-eye coordination, building the Endurance, and improving the Teamwork Skills. Don't get so caught up in these other activities that you are forgetting the Love. After all, why play at sports, if you cannot be Playing at Sports? ♥
