Exploring Ecstacy Elsewhere
Last month, I, Ramón the Mink of Love, instructed you on how to be finding the Love in the bars. Yet, it is occurring to me that the bar is only one locale where you can be discovering a Lover. You should believe me, Love can be found anywhere! It is only taking a little knowledge and a little persistence.
If you are needing the Passion, perhaps you may be finding it in the laundromat. Few others places are allowing you to be taking off your clothes for the cleaning without comment. Be stripping yourself down and throwing the clothing into the machine. Strut around to be showing your body to all. Then, when they are drooling, you may be picking one and pulling him or her into the closest dryer. The Hot, Spinning Love will open your eyes to new Delights!
Another good place to be finding new Paramours is in the supermarket. Food has always been having a delectable, sensuous quality to it. Try hiding within the frozen foods until you are feeling a hand reaching in to be grabbing something. Let it Grab you instead, and invite the owner into your Den of Frozen Frolics. Just be sure not to be letting your Lover stick to the peas. Or perhaps you may be trying the Love among the Meat. Acts of Passion atop the display are sure to be tempting passers by with its mouth-watering, fleshy goodness.
One of my favorite places to be finding the Passion is in the office of the medical doctor. The people there, they are nervous to be waiting for this old man who will be poking them and prodding them. Very often, they are glad to be having some Distraction before they are called in. One technique you may be using is to be dressing up as the medical professional. Find someone's name, and be coming out of the examining room door and calling them in with you. Many times, you can be Satisfying five or ten people before the nurses are knowing what is happening. And when they do, their complicity is easily Attained.
Few places are offering the wonders that you can be finding at your local shopping mall. There are so many kinds of stores there, for those among you with a taste for the Diverse Love. I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am always liking to be starting with the Goth clothing store for the Angsty, Black Love of the Abyss. Lest I become too depressed, I follow this by Seducing a young man in the religious bookstore, among the bibles and the crosses and the candles. Then I head for the food court, where there is always the pizza and the hamburgers and the soft drinks for the Cheesy, Juicy Love. After that I Make Love to the clerks at the jewelry store, rolling among and encrusting ourselves with the many diamonds and other precious stones. Finally, I finish in the beds of a department store, inviting all I see back with me for a Lustful Celebration of Life! There is no place quite so exciting as the mall.
The mechanic is another place where you can be Practicing the Amorous Arts. Just think, here are many manly men, working all day on the cold automobiles. Further, they spend the day covered with oils and lubricants. Instead of leaving your car, trying removing all your clothes and hiding within the hood of the car. That way when a man comes forward to look at the vehicle, he will be getting the Inspection of his life!
Finally, I, Ramón the Mink of Love, should not be leaving the subject of the automobile without making another point. How much time is wasted on the rush hour? Each day, people drive to work, cold and alone within their vehicles of metal. Next time you are stuck on the road in the bumper-to-bumper traffic, try rolling down the window and inviting the person next to you into your car for two minutes of Passion. Repeat this each time you are stopped. This use of the time is being so much more efficient, and the time shall simply fly by!
Remember, no matter where you are, and no matter who you are being with, there are always the opportunities for Love. You must never let one of these go by without seizing it by the horns and Reveling in the Lust of the Moment. To let one of these go to waste—it is a tragedy that makes me weep and beat my breast! Please, help me to be making sure that this does not happen. Together, we can be doing it! ♥
