Sweaty, Sultry Summers
Now, it has come to be July. For those of use who live in the Northern Hemisphere, the time of the summer is at hand. The days are hot, and the nights are musky and humid. It is during this time that the Love may run unchecked. The people may Make Love to one another in the middle of the street, without fear of the losing of the extraneous pieces to frostbite.
And yet, the summer may be just as dangerous as the winter. The sun is very hot, and as its rays are caressing the flesh it may be causing the delirium from its great heat. I grant to you, this may not be entirely undesirable. I know many who truly enjoy to be Making Love under its fiery kiss. The solar orb, it brings on the visions and the delusions. You never know with whom you are Sharing your Passion. The subject of your Attention may transform; in one instant be Kate Moss, then in the next become Richard Nixon, and then finally metamorphose into a large throbbing turnip. This is the Glory of the Delirious Love!
Still, for others the summer heat does not bring these bountiful mirages of Love. Instead it makes them simply lie about the house, unable to move and certainly unable to think of the Great Passionate Act. For these people, I bring you the advice on how to be beating the heat. After all, we must be ensuring that the Love continues to flow unabated.
The simplest solution is to be Making Love inside of the tub filled with the cubes of ice. This will keep you and your Beloved very cool, even as you are stoking the Flames inside each other's bodies. If you are having enough ice, try to be filling in the small backyard pool. With this, you can be inviting the entire neighborhood to be keeping itself cold in your Warm Embrace.
In addition, you should never be forgetting the erotic qualities of the food while you are suffering in the heat. Ice cream is a wonderful thing, for while it is keeping you cool you can be feeding it to your date. Other good foods of cold are the popsicle, the cold beer, the frozen banana, and the gazpacho soup. Make yourself a great bubbling brew with all of these things. Offer to be sharing it with the others as they pass by. Perhaps you can even smear some of it on your body, letting it drip down the front of your shirt. Regardless, the passionate undertones will be obvious to all who are seeing you, and they will come to you without the second thought.
Finally, try simply to be going out to the public buildings where the air conditioning is set to the maximum setting. Find an office building, and Explore the Corporality of those who are passing you on their way to work. Another good building is the movie theater. There are those who think that the adult theater is the best place to be Making Love. I, Ramón the Mink of Love, must be disagreeing. The best kind of film to be watching while you are in the height of Rapture is the Disney cartoon. Act out the parts and sing the songs at the top of your lungs as you are entwining yourself with your Lover. I guarantee you, no one in the theater shall be forgetting it.
The months of the summer, they can be tough. But the True Lover knows how to overcome these odds, and keep the Sinuous Stream of Passion ever gushing onward! The heat, it is not the burden. It is the adventure! ♥
