The Sexuality of Ramón
Many of you write asking me of my preference of lovers. It is clear from what I have written upon these pages that I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am not what many of you are referring to as "straight." The man, he is beautiful. His broad shoulders and strong chest make my heart flutter. I long to feel his bristly face against my svelte muzzle, and to tease his long quivering staff with my bountiful, luxuriant tail. Nor am I homosexual, for I find the woman to be among the most lovely of creatures. I love to gaze upon her ripe breasts, her inviting thighs, to drink her sweet nectar and drive her into wild, Passionate frenzies.
And thus there are those of you who have assumed that I am bisexual, that I take only men and women back to my mink-hole for the Making of Love. How could I be doing this? It is true that I love the men and the women, but they are but one facet of this radiant sphere upon which we live. No, I am not bisexual. Nor am I being trisexual, nor omnisexual as some of you are liking to be calling yourselves. I am Ramón the Mink of Love, and I am simply Sexual.
Consider the animal kingdom. There are so many raging beasts, timid creatures, and strange untamed living things in the world. How could any list of lovers not include these wondrous creations? Just look at myself, a suave, sophisticated specimen of the species Mustela lutreola. And yet there are more than just my enchanting brethren. The sheep is often the subject of song and praise, for its beautiful overflowing wool and ready availability. For others, there is no experience that compares to Making Love to the eagle as it soars high above the earth. The whales of the deep offer another unique experience. But one of my favorite lovers is having its origin in the land of Australia. Some see the funnel web spider as simply a foul, ill-tempered, highly poisonous lout. But I have discovered through my minkly ways that inside this dark exoskeleton is beating the true heart of a noble, sensitive lover!
Consider the vegetable. It has long been known that plants are not the inanimate objects that many seem to think they are. Indeed, from the dawn of history humans have used various uniquely shaped vegetables such as the carrot, the mushroom, and the potato as aids in their amorous games. What they do not know is that there is no lover quite like the oak or the eucalyptus. They stand tall and hard, will always be giving you shelter, and will never be telling any of your dalliances with them. Can one desire better qualities of a Lover?
Consider the world of the mineral. Where others may see only pebbles and stones, I, Ramón the Mink of Love, see wonderful opportunities. Ancient peoples recognized the nature of living rock when they fashioned their statues from this wonderfully alive material. They even wrote the many legends of artisans Making Love to their stone creations! It is said the Earth is our mother, and how can we not love our mother?
Some people, they have trouble seeing beyond the man or the woman. It is truly a glory when one learns to look to the other side, to Love all human beings. And yet, how much more wondrous is it when one learns to even see beyond that barrier, and to truly give one's Passion to the World? This is the goal that I, Ramón the Mink of Love, have set for myself. I ask you now, come share it with me! ♥
