More Positions of Passion!
When I, Ramón the Mink of Love, was telling you some of my favorite Positions of Passion last year, I was having no idea of all the good feedback I would be Receiving. Truly, you are making the Heart of this Humble Mink Melt with Joy! It would seem that the other magazines, they are not giving you what you are wanting. Their positions are all too dull, too boring, too prosaic. So perhaps, I was thinking, I could be making this into the Yearly Tradition! That would be the only way I could be Sure that my readers were not suffering, for the Lack of the Lore of Lovemaking.
So without the further ado, I present to you more of the Carnal Contortions. Remember: I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am going Beyond, and I will Show to you what those wimpy checkstand magazines do not dare!
The Triple X
This position is quite easy, and yet it is remaining the Special Favorite
of I,
Ramón the Mink of Love.
The man and the woman, they are approaching one another while standing
on the hands. When they are about the half meter apart, they are letting
themselves drop toward one another, while the woman is spreading her legs.
If you are doing this correctly, you will soon find yourself most
Pleasurably Engaged.
While you are Making the Love, the blood will all be rushing downward into
your heads, creating the Blissful sense of Euphoria. For the extra challenge,
see if you can be walking together around the house while so Coupled. You
might even be finishing the daily chores, leaving more Time for the Love!
The Big O
Start with the man on his knees, facing toward the front. The woman is
grabbing his legs from the behind, and curling her legs over her so that
the man can be grasping them. Then you can be pulling yourselves tightly
together, so that you may be reaching the other's Bawdy Bits.
The extra thrill can be had if you are able to be rolling yourself around.
Or, you can be joining with other couples making the Xs and Os, so that you
may be playing the Naughty Crosses and Naughts! That way, Everybody is being
the Winner!
The Concupiscent Cocoon
This Position is a good one if you are ever finding yourself in the Tight
Space. Couple yourselves tightly together, and tie the rope or the bungee
cord around the ankles. Afix the other end to the railing or the coatrack,
and leap!
The Bravery will be most Amply Rewarded. Not only is this Position allowing
the Deep Penetration (into the ground), but the Death Defying is giving you the High of
Adrenaline that is like no other! The Exhilaration is most Wonderful if you
can be doing this off the bridge, the cliff, or the Hoover Dam. I,
Ramón the Mink of Love, am giving you
my Guarantee that you will be Returning to this one over and over again!
The Carnal Candelabra
This Position is most Excellent for those times when you are finding yourself
with several women but only the one man. He must be standing up, with both of
the arms outstretched. The women are then lowering themselves onto him: one
in the front, and one onto each hand.
This position is actually the most Enjoyable for the man. Not only is he
Pleasing the three women at once, but the lactic acid shock from the tired
arms will be Driving his Climax into the Great Burst of Pleasure! Even better,
each woman can be switching the roles each time, for the New and Different
Experience!
The Happy Grouch
Finally, to be giving you that Sexy Spin on the childhood memories, I am
giving to you this Position. The woman is wrapping herself upside down around
the man, so that her face is in his lap. Both partners are pullin in the legs
as far as they can, and then lowering themselves into the can of trashes.
Then they can be Going at It, while Yelling and Screaming at the passers by
on the street.
Be sure that you are finding the can that is being old and rusted and metal,
such as you might be finding on the streets of New York. I am finding that
the new, plastic ones just cannot handle the Forces of Love, and are soon
splitting. Do this three or four times a day, and soon you will be the most
Happy Grouch indeed!
Perhaps you are having another one of the Favorite Positions that I have not been Covering? Please, be writing to me at and tell it to me! Perhaps I will be Using it in the Near Future! (And maybe I will also be including it in an article.)♥
