The Positions of Passion!
These days, every magazine from the Cosmo to the Scientific American is featuring the Positions of Love. While I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am giving the Standing Ovation to any who are Encouraging the Wild, Uninhibited Love, I cannot help but be a little disappointed. After all, it is seeming that all of these new “positions” are ones that I was discovering when I was just the young little minkling. What is the point to yet another variation on the Missionary? Why are you needing to be buying a magazine to show you the Cowgirl, again?
And so, this month I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am taking the matters into my own paws. Here, I am presenting you with five of the new Positions, that I am guaranteeing you will not be seeing anywhere else!
The Bouncing Butterfly
This is a most basic Position, but one which I,
Ramón the Mink of Love, am finding myself
returning to again and again and again. The man, he is facing upward while
supporting himself on the hands and the feet. Meanwhile the woman is Riding
atop him while facing him, with the feet pulled into the body and the arms
extended up into the air. She is then flapping the knees up and down, like
the wings of the Beautiful Butterfly, to be aiding in the Stimulation.
This Position is allowing the woman much control over the depth and the
angle of the Penetration. Further, if she is flapping the legs at the great
enough velocity, she may even get the Sensation of Flying as she is approaching the Climax!
The Gyratoscope
This Position is good when one is finding oneself in the Threesome. The
man is standing vertically while two women are
straddling both his Front and his Rear. While they are hanging on tightly
with their Strong, Womanly legs, he is spinning around as quickly as he can while they are
Making Love. If there are (alas!) only the two of you, you can be using
the mannequin for the counterbalance.
If the man is spinning fast enough, both women will be experiencing all of
the blood rushing into the head. The Passionate vertigo that is created
will be hightening all of the Sensations, culminating in the Sweet Explosion
of Ecstacy. For the Extra Thrill, do this with another man Hanging onto the
rear!
The Jiggly Jackhammer
This Position is another favorite that I, Ramón the
Mink of Love, am using often. The woman is starting by standing on
the hands and spreading the legs as wide as
she is able. When she has attained the Balance, the man is mounting her
scissors-style from above. He should then, like the Ardent Jackhammer of
Love, be Thrusting up and down as quickly as he is able.
This is another Position which is causing all of the blood to be pooling into
the woman's head. When this is coupled with the Furiously Pumping man astride
her, she is sure to experience a Climax like no other!
The Leaping Leglock of Love
This Position is Excellent for those who are having access to the Gymnasium.
The man and the woman are both starting facing each other on
the gymnast's rings, swinging toward and away from each other in time. When
the moment is right, the woman is swinging up at grabbing onto the man's
shoulders with her legs. He is then able to be Entering her from behind and
Making the Sweet, Passionate Love.
This Position is best Experienced with at least the fifty foot drop beneath
the Lovers. They will find that as their height is increasing, so will
their Thrill and their Lust for each other! There is no experience that can
be comparing with the Climax in the air!
The Tumble Dry
For those who are not having the gym memberships, I,
Ramón the Mink of Love, am humbly suggesting
this Position using the clothes dryer.
The woman is climbing into the dryer, while the man is activating the dryer.
He is then crawling in after his woman, where they are Coupling in their
Passion.
The heat and the disorientation are making for the eventual Release like no other.
Each of you will be taking the turn On Top many times each minute! Further,
the different settings on the dryer can be making this Position different
each time. For the Superlative Sensation, try using the industrial dryer
at the local laundromat!
Of course, there are being many more Positions than these five. Are you having a Favorite that I, Ramón the Mink of Love, was not mentioning? Write me and let me know! Perhaps your Position will be featured in the future article!♥
