I, Ramón the Mink of Love, would like to wish one and all a most Passionate New Year!
The New Year's Eve, it is a most Priapic festival. The Champagne, it flows like the water. The people, they are Joyous and are Seeking Love. Humble mink that I am, I must confess that I Had no fewer than forty-six beautiful young men and women that night. Even now, my sleek fur stands on end as I remember the Caresses and Fondlings I was sharing with these gorgeous individuals. And yet, I cannot help but be feeling a little sad. Yes, it is true that a Striking Specimen of Minkliness such as myself can always be finding the new Lovers. But each of these forty-six, they were special. Indeed, every one of my Paramours is special, and I am remembering them all Fondly. What if I am wishing to be finding one of them again, for another five minutes of Orgasmic Ecstasy? What shall I be doing then?
I am imagining that each of you has been having a similar experience in the past. After the Random Hookup at the party, you are wishing to be tracking that person down once again, to again be Suckling together at the Teat of Desire. How can you be accomplishing this? How can you be finding them again, when there are so many in this World of Passion?
First, you must be putting together the full description of your Absent Lover. Simply asking the host of the party about "that blonde guy" is not going to be helping you. Similarly, the name is often of no use whatsoever. This world is having too many "Johns" or "Grahams," or even "Bettys from Accounting." No, you must be using all of your senses to try to be remembering your Paramour. How did she smell? Was she Spicy and Sweet? Malodorous and Musky? How did he taste? Was he overly Salty, or maybe just a little Sour? And you should of course be remembering how your Lover was feeling. Hard and Tense, or Soft and Pliant? The more information you are remembering, the more it will be helping in your quest.
For the truly memorable description, you must be finding some unique characteristic of your Love. If you are asking for "the Man with the eight inches of Sweet, Delicious Manhood," everybody will be knowing of whom you are speaking. Be asking for "the woman with the stiletto heels and the cattle prod," and they will be able to help you better. Or perhaps you can be imitating your Quarry's Cries of Passion, for all who might be of assistance. Give them a full demonstration of the Lust that you shared, to give them a good view of this person. Then, they might be more able to help.
If this is all failing, and none can be remembering with whom you Shared your Loins, you should be investigating the area where you were Making Love. Perhaps he or she for whom you are Searching has been leaving some personal article that you may be using. Look for the wallet or purse that has been left between the sheets, or maybe the personal note left to you, thanking you for the Night of Lustly Grinding. Or, perhaps you can be finding the more Intimate sort of evidence, the Personal fluids that are containing the DNA evidence. With the proper Favors to your local law enforcement, you may be using this too to find your Love.
Finally, you may be turning to the public for help. Try to be posting signs in your neighborhood. "Lost: Woman with Thighs of Steel who is Grunting like the Hyena in her Passion. Reward." Or you may be posting an ad in the local newspaper. Many of these are having the special sections for the "Missed Encounters." "We shared the Night of Ecstasy together on the New Year’s Eve. You wore the purple leather bodysuit, and I had the spiked chains. Call me, and let us Continue our Love."
Above all, do not be despairing. You must trust that your path will not be leading you astray. Even if these attempts are not turning up the Paramour you have lost, you may be turning up many new and interesting Lovers, who are no less Unique and Delicious than the one after whom you were seeking. After all, is it not the Grand Purpose of Life, to explore new Scents and Sounds, new Loves? Embrace the Life, and Embrace everyone whom you are meeting in it, and they shall Embrace you back. ♥