Gaining the Great Gyno
For any woman, finding the good gynecologist is the serious undertaking. It is much like finding the perfect man. It is taking a lot of work, and there will be many of the dead ends, pompous jerks, and irate jealous secretaries on the way, but at least you will be getting Fondled a lot—and isn't that what is really mattering? However, those who are nervous and unsure can now be breathing the Sigh of Relief, for I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am now presenting to you my guide for finding the Good Gyno.
Where is the best place to be looking for the Fem-Doctor? Many women, they are sticking with their hospitals or HMOs to be making this decision for them. Others, they are asking their friends for recommendations or scouring the Internet for the advices of the strangers. Little are they realizing that often the greatest gynos are all advertising in the same places: on the late night television, or in the back pages of the free alternative weekly periodicals. Without fail, these are the doctors who are the most kind, professional, and cost-effective. Believe me, you cannot be waiting to let them be getting their hands on your Private, Passionate Parts.
There is the great deal of debate about who is making the better Lady-Doc. The man or the woman? The old codger or the young hot-shot fresh out of the med school? In truth, it is depending on your own personal preferences. The woman, she is more likely to be Handling you gently, like the delicate Young, Nubile Flower that is about to bloom. By contrast the male doctor may be more rough and calloused, Taming you like the Unbroken and Headstrong Filly. At the same time, the older doctor will be bringing the years of experience on how to be handling the Woman's Innermost Glories, while the younger doctor will be having the dexterity and the stamina of the youth. Both can be having their advantages. One Lady Friend of your most humble mink had the elderly doctor who was more than a little forgetful. He came in and Serviced her no less than five times before the nursing staff was coming in to be looking for him. Needless to say, she kept going back in the months to come.
And of course the best Feminine Flower Feeler will be having the best medical equipment in his or her office. When you're shopping around for the new doctor, why not be stopping by and taking the equipment for the test run? Are the stirrups nice and flexible? How far can they be spreading your legs? Are the speculums sufficiently strong? At what angle are they bent? How about the cervical scrapers? Do they have a good edge on them? And don't forget the ceiling slings. How much weight are they able to take? Are they good and bouncy? Of course, the medical staff might be objecting to your coming by and trying out all of the equipment when they are needing it for their regular customers. That it why I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am suggesting that you are getting into the office late at night or on the weekend. Bring the crowbar and a boyfriend. You can be having lots of the Fun trying out all the equipment with him Playing the doctor.
It is very important that you are Comfortable with your gyno, and that you can be telling him or her everything. After all, this is your health! Your doctor needs to be knowing about every new Lifestyle Choice, every Lover, and every Act of Passion that you have been experiencing! After all, that little twinge you were feeling during the Priapic Propeller just might be something your doctor is needing to be Checking Out. If you are having the trouble remembering all of the Amorous Encounters you have been having, maybe you could be starting the Love Diary and leaving the copy for your gyno to be perusing later.
Paramount is the professionalism in the office. After all, this is a doctor who is spending hours each day staring at the most Intimate and Beautiful parts of the Woman. You are not wanting someone who is dry and lifeless, observing each fold with the sneer of dispassionate disdain. No, you are wanting someone who is much more like the art critic, Involved and Interested. Everyone in the office should be holding the glass of wine and the canapés. The string quartet is playing the concerto in the waiting room. When it is finally your turn and you disrobe and mount the examining table, the doctor is coming in, wearing the beret and the ascot. He or she looks at you with interest, using words like “ascescent” and “full-bodied” while prodding you with the deft fingers. Then with the appreciative nod and the flip of the ascot, it's on to the next patient. This, it is the very definition of the professionalism!
So best of luck in finding the doctor of your dreams. The good gyno can not only be keeping your feminine bits hale and healthy, but can be making you feel Young and Sexy and Feminine! Use these minkly tips, and you'll be having many Happy returns!♥
