Presents of Passion

As you are no doubt aware, February is the month of the Day of St. Valentine. On this day, the entire world is turning its attention to the Love. Couples are spending all the day with each other, Sharing their Sweet, Delicious Lust as on no other day. And as tokens of their Passion, they are giving one another the gifts and the trinkets. But what are these gifts signifying? Is it mattering if you are receiving a rose or a box of chocolates from your Paramour? What is it all meaning? Here I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am attempting to make it all clear for you.

The first present is the box of candy. Many people are disliking this, because they are feeling that the sugary confections are doing little more than fattening them up, making them unattractive. I, Ramón the Mink of Love, wish if the people would be getting these silly ideas out of their heads. All are Beautiful, no matter how much candy they have consumed. Remember, each cute saying on those chalky, colored candy hearts is representing the Unbridled Sensuality which your Lover is feeling toward you. And nothing is comparing to the Sweet, Smooth Richness of the Chocolate. To take such things inside you, to incorporate them into your own Body, represents the Truest Bliss of Passion. What does the candy mean? It means that you should be letting your Paramour Make Love to you with the Fire of a Thousand Suns.

The most basic of presents is the card. There are many of these available, from those with the cartoon characters with the cute sayings, to the more Risqué Cards of Lust. Many people would be disappointed to receive such a gift, though it should not be so. Remember, the card is coming from the tree. And the tree, it is Hard and Stiff and Plunges deep into the Earth. Can there be a more fitting Symbol of Love? Further, the poetry on the card shows the Romantic Soul inside your prospective Lover. What does the card mean? It means that you should be letting your Paramour Make Love to you with the Fire of a Thousand Suns.

Some are giving the jewelry on this day. Of course, jewelry is expensive, which is preventing you from getting it for all of your Lovers. Nevertheless, it conveys a Message of Lust nicely. The sparkling gems are reminiscent of the sweat on your Lover’s body as you are Entwining your bodies. The golden rings symbolize the eternal, unbreakable power of Lechery. And the small chains show the Bondage we are all feeling for one another. What does the jewelry mean? It means that you should be letting your Paramour Make Love to you with the Fire of a Thousand Suns.

Another popular present is the bouquet of flowers. The Red Rose is among the most popular of these, but really any flower can be presenting the proper Message. Red, of course, is thought to be the color of Passionate Love. But the Yellow of the Tulip is the color of Fiery Love, the Purple of the Violet is the color of Mysterious Love, and the White of the Daisy is the color of the Virginal Love. Even the plastic flower is Deeply, Penetratingly Symbolic. The black is the color of Dominating Love, the rainbow is the color of the Forbidden Love, and the plaid is the color of the Rugged, Outdoor Love. With the beautiful, Feminine Folds hiding the Sweet Nectar within, the flower is the perfect gift of Love. What does it mean? It means that you should be letting your Paramour Make Love to you with the Fire of a Thousand Suns.

Finally, there is the sexy underwear or lingerie. Personally, I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am feeling that this is not the best gift to be getting on this holiday. The underwear exists for but one purpose—to cover up the Body and all its Beauty. Handsome mink that I am, I am never wearing underwear, but letting my Sleeky, Furry Anatomy speak for itself. But for those who appreciate such things, this may be making a good gift. And like any gift, it’s always the thought that is counting. What does the underwear mean? It means that you should be letting your Paramour Make Love to you with the Fire of a Thousand Suns.

I hope that that is clearing things up for you. Happy Valentine’s Day! May your Endurance be Strong, your Love True, and your Lust spread Far, Wide, and Deep!