This February I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am most happy. For this month marks the completion of my first year on the Internet. Every day, more and more people are finding this web site and I am helping them in their Eternal Carnal Quest. For this, I rejoice. And yet at the same time, I am saddened. Love, it seems, is a dying art. There are many who write me for help, who are not understanding the elementary techniques that will allow that person after whom you are lusting to open himself or herself up to you, that will bring you that true Penetrating bliss of Love. And so I will show you.
The first step in the Art of the Seduction is to be choosing the proper target of your Desire. Remember, all people are beautiful and ultimately it matters not with whom you are sharing yourself. Remember too that the easiest conquest is always one who is not satisfied with his or her current station in life. Be finding someone whose current Lover is not enough feminine or masculine, who isn’t exciting that basal drive. This triumph, it shall come easily.
Next, you must be remembering the image. You must be appearing suave and confident at all times. Never let any see the slightest doubt or hesitation in your actions. Further, it will be helping to appear dark and dangerous. Try wearing the dark glasses at all times, or the dark mask covering the eyes. A dark cape or long coat will add to the effect, and the rapier will be completing the image. Many will be drawn to you immediately.
The language and the eye contact are vital. Always look your target in the eye, and speak softly in the thick accent. You must be mastering the good pickup line. Speak of the beauty of his or her body, and how much you would love to explore it with the tongue. Say that you have never seen a person more attractive, more desirable in the world. The stars light his or her eyes, the ocean is the flowing hands, and the great earth is her fertile womb or his great testes. This technique, it has often worked for me.
It always surprises me how many people do not know the way to be eating their foods in a seductive manner. Too many people, they just eat the oysters and the chocolate, and think that things will be taking care of themselves. What they are not understanding is that it is the person, not the comestible, wherein is the Passion. Any food can be sexy. Look at the Pop Tart. Start by licking the succulent sugar slowly with the tongue. Take small nibbles, and finally take the whole thing into the mouth letting the sweet fruit ooze through the teeth. Or look at the asparagus. Hold it up to your mouth, upright like the male organ. Slowly peel away strips from the head with the teeth, until there is nothing left. Or the coconut. Deftly split it apart with your hands and bury your face inside it as you drink the milk. Always, always be maintaining the eye contact. You shall make others swoon.
Now the subject of your Lust shall be ready to be taken. If not, it may help to use some more alcohol for the loosening up. He or she will be your willing slave, and the Frenzy you will be enacting will drive others Mad with the Amour. Make Love to your Desired right there, in public if you so wish. The others, they shall soon be aroused at join you. Or go back to a bedroom or an alley where you can be consummating your concupiscence.
Once this is done, it is time to go. Yes, some Lovers may wish you stay. But remember that the world is wide, and there are many out there who need to be Awakened. The sooner you leave, the less pain there will be. Thank your Paramour, and then disappear into the shadows, back into the subconscious from which you came. He or she will remember you always, whilst you continue to find another Love. For remember, we are but Dust on this orb for a brief time, and we must Make Love to as many as we can before we are no more. ♥
