A Minkly New Store

The holiday season, it is upon us! But although this should be being a time of the Love and the Sharing with all the Humanity, there are many for whom this is a most stressful time. They are rushing around, trying to find the perfect gifts, to organize the perfect gathering of the family, leaving very little time for the Passion. This is making me, Ramón the Mink of Love, sad.

But there is still being the Hope! I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am hereby opening the Store of Ramón the Mink of Love! With all of these fine items, I will be helping you to be Stuffing your Stocking! Right now, the store is including all of these items:

Best of all, all of them are featuring images of a certain Young and Sexy mink!

But there are more reasons to be buying these items, than just to be Lusting after my Sweet and Soulful body. They may be helping you to be Finding the Forbidden Fruits too! For example, let us postulate that you are bringing the Mousepad and the Clock into your cubicle at work. It is a typical boring day, when the Cute and Curvaceous receptionist is seeing your Equipment. “What is that?” she will ask, and you can Enlighten her with the Philosophies which I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am Championing. Before you are knowing it, you will be having the Hot Date that evening!

Or perhaps you will be finding yourself at the bar, facing the most Gorgeous creature you have ever seen. But how shall you be Making Contact? Every line you can think of, it is dull and dreary. But, fortunately you are carrying the Mug, which is having on it one of my Famous Quotes about the Woman. Suddenly, your problem, it is solved. You are walking up to her with the Confidence, and uttering the Minkly Wisdom which is sure to be getting you the Amorous Delights!

Of course, there is the one disadvantage to purchasing these items. All of them are requiring that you are spending a small amount of the money. I was doing my best to be convincing the good people at CafePress that the disciples of I, Ramón the Mink of Love, should be able to exchange the Love for the merchandise. Alas, they were making some vague response about the “legality” and the “morality” of such a set up. Perhaps though they will be listening to you! Send to them much e-mail, explaining the Inherent Wisdom of such a scheme! With more of the Passion in the world, who can be losing? For now though, you can rest assured that I have set all prices to the absolute minimum allowed.

In the meantime though, this little Labor of Love will continue to grow. Please, if you are having any ideas for new items, you can be writing to me . Is there a quote of mine that you are liking? Is there some particular item which you are Desiring? We will certainly be listening to any of your ideas. But now, you have been reading enough. Go, and be checking out our new Store! And may the items you purchase be finding you much Love!♥