Corporate Christmas Carnality
Once again, it is that time of year: the Season of the Holidays. And of course, many of your places of work will be celebrating this with the obligatory holiday party. Yet I, Ramón the Mink of Love, have been noticing a most disturbing phenomenon. Most of these parties, they are dry and dull, filled with the office politics and the discussion of the deadlines. Why is this? The corporate party should be the time to be Seducing the Secretary and Beguiling the Boss, not worrying about the upcoming meeting. But never fear! As always I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am having the perfect solution for you. I shall be instructing you in the art of putting on the most Passionate office holiday celebration imaginable!The first step in organizing the holiday party is to be deciding on the proper location. Sometimes it is good to be getting everyone out of the office, so that they can be more properly letting their hair down. Chose some place where everyone will be feeling the most comfortable and at ease. I, Ramón the Mink of Love, humbly suggest that you are holding it at the burlesque club or the brothel. With the Copious Love Oozing from every corner, and the flesh visible everywhere, no one will be feeling unwelcome!
Of course, sometimes the budget is not allowing you to be renting another location. This can be okay too. If you are creatively decorating the place of work, you can be Transforming it from the place of drudgery and oppression to the Libidinous Palace of Lust! One of the favorite themes of I, Ramón the Mink of Love, is the Dungeon of Love. Be covering all of the windows with the black paper. Fasten the handcuffs to each of the cubicle walls. Put the rack or the iron maiden in the lobby, and the torches everywhere, and you are good to go! If you can afford it, you can even be hiring some local actors to be the leather-clad Slaves of Bondage, lurking in the corners and the restrooms. Another good idea is the Greek Temple of Eros. Decorate the entire office with the ancient pictures of Greek Passion. Give to everybody the togas, and put the giant stone phallus on the receptionist's desk. Put images of Lusty young men on each of the computer desktops. Then, to be adding the finishing touch, you can be covering all of the fluorescent lights with the pink cellophane. No one will know you are still at the office!
The alcohol is always very important at these functions—the eggnog has forever been the holiday favorite. Break the whole egg into the pint of brandy, and then add the nutmeg to taste. Make sure that everybody is having at least three or four of these, and the fun will be Lasting all the night!
If you are looking for the gift for each of the employees, remember this. The imprinting of the corporate logo can turn the ordinary object into the perfect present. Of course, you must be resisting the mundane coffee mugs and Christmas ornaments that most companies are giving out. You must be Creative and Passionate! Putting the logo onto the leather harness or the vibrator or the prophylactic will not only show your employees how much you are Caring for them, but cause them to be thinking of the company every time they are Engaging in the Act of Love!
The holiday party should be all about showing the employees how much you are valuing each one of them, how each is an individual whose presence is noted and appreciated. No one is wanting to be just the faceless cog in the corporate machine. When you are giving each of them their gifts or their holiday bonuses, be sure that you are calling out their name and saying something unique and complimentary about him or her. Does she like to scream or to talk dirty? Does he have this Sensual way of tilting his hips when he is Thrusting? Does she have the tiniest little birthmark on her inner thigh? All will be appreciating these little details.
Of course, no office party would be complete without the party games. Photocopying the personal anatomy is the long and proud tradition at these parties. Perhaps you could be making it into a contest. See who can be making the most suggestive image, or who can be performing the most improbable act of acrobatics. Or maybe you are preferring some kind of trivia contest or word game. See if you can be matching every employee with their favorite kink! Or, you could be answering the trivia questions about who has been in the bed of whom, and how long it was lasting. This is the perfect opportunity to be learning all about your coworkers!
And always remember, the more Love is Made this night, the better. Passion is a Total Quality Affair. The team that Does the Deed together, Succeeds together! And with these Titillating Techniques, that little hottie in Accounting shall be yours this night!♥
