Ramón's Guide to Gifts III
As always, I, Ramón the Mink of Love, have spent this holiday season searching for the best gifts for you to be giving to your Lovers. Find the perfect present below, or look back here or here for the previous suggestions!
The Power Tools 
At first, these may appear to be Cold and Unloving gifts. But if you are a
little creative, it can be amazing how you can be using these items! The
electric hammer can be making a good massager, and the correct Head on the
drill will be making it a Luscious machine. But do not overlook the
sander, the grinder, and the jackhammer, for these tools can be bringing
new Delights to the Boudoir. Do not be forgetting the hard hat!
The Satin Sheets
If you are anything like me, Ramón the Mink of
Love, you are going through many sets of bedsheets each week. They
are becoming stained and torn and are having to be burned. Thus, the
sheets can be a wonderful gift. The satin sheets especially are making
your Beloved feel Desirous and Sexy, and are enhancing your Lovemaking with
their sweet slippery smoothness!
The Midget Sex Slave
Sometimes, there is no time for your Beloved to be going out and finding a
Lover for the night. When such an emergency strikes, it can be convenient
to be having the midget sex slave in the closet. This person is always
ready to Please, and folds up easily on the top shelf when you are done!
The Silk Tie
For the Games of Bondage, there is no better restraint than the Luxurious
silk! However, there are those who will, upon receipt of this gift, assume
that it is for the business or some other unloving activity. You must be
prepared for the active demonstartion of its True Uses. Of course, this might
be an advantage!
The Poetry
Sometimes the Words of Desire may be opening many more Doors than the more
material gifts. For the Great Lover, writing down the Feelings of Passion
is an easy affair. Best of all, with the quick editing the one poem may be
used for all the Deserving men and women in your life!
The Twin Sisters
As numerous beer advertisements are attesting, there is little more Sexy
than the twin sisters ready to Please you in every way. If you can be
finding this for your Beloved, he or she will be rewarding you in every way
you can be Imagining. Perhaps you will even be allowed to Share!
The Clothespins
The clothespins, they are always being left everywhere and lost: whether
hanging the clothing out to dry, used for the arts and crafts, or latched
to the nipples of that pretty brunette at the party last night. As it’s
usually considered to be quite gauche to show up just to reclaim them, a
good Lover can always be using more!
The Chocolate
Few foods are making a young woman or man feel as Sexy and Desirous as the
rich, creamy, dark chocolate. Further, there are many who are making these
Sumptuous Delights in the more Exciting and Voluptuous shapes, to be better
communicating your Desirous Intentions to all who are attracting your eye.
Remember, the Life is like the box of chocolates: you never know when one
will bring a sweet cherry to your lips.
The Lubricant
In the course of only a year, the True Lover may be using many barrels of
this fine fluid. This is making the wonderful stocking stuffer, or you can
just be getting the vat installed in the bedroom of the Special Paramour.
And do not forget to be keeping yourself lubricated at all times, for you
are never knowing when the Love will Strike!
The Eggnog
The eggnog is the quintessential holiday drink, filled with the rum and the
spices and the Sweet Promise of holiday Love. Giving this to all of your
friends and coworkers is automatically increasing the odds that you will be
finding Pleasure at the holiday gatherings!
And as always, here’s to hoping you are finding much of the Sweet, Salty Love this holiday season! ♥
