Ramón's Guide to Gifts II
This time of year, it is a special one. It is the time we gather with our Loved ones, to share our Joys and our Passions. It is the time we Hold each other, thawing the cold winter snows without. And so, as I did the last December, I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am once again bringing you the holiday guide to the gifts. Perhaps you will be finding something here which will be engorging your own Love Life.
The Leather 
There is nothing quite sexy like the dressing all in black leather, from
the eyes down to the tips of the feet. With every inch of flesh of you and
your Lover covered in the airtight, supple, sable cowflesh, you can explore
your bodies with new feeling, and stick to each other like never before!
The leather is truly a wonderous gift.
The Wine
The fruits of the vine, they make excellent gifts! Intoxication is the
friend of Love, and with the wine you will be able to spread your Love
farther than ever before. However, you must be careful not to spend too
much money on only a tiny bottle of expensive wine. When picking between
quantity and quality, chose to buy the most wine possible. Your Skills as a
Lover shall be making up the rest.
The Books
There are so many different kinds of books, sometimes it is being quite
hard to generalize. The textbooks, they are not the good gift for the
Lover. They are dry and brittle, and they steal the Passion from the body.
Find those books which are making your Beloved feel Sexy and Desirable. The
Romance Novels and the Instruction Manuals of Love are both good. For a
special treat, try finding the scripture of the various religions, and
acting out all the Scenes of Love!
The Viagra
It is truly sad that there are those who do not live in the Priapic Stupor
of I, Ramón the Mink of Love! And so it is
a true Holiday Miracle that science has been able to solve this. But
instead of giving it to just one person, try dissolving it in the holiday
punch, so you may be bestowing its potency upon all. The Bacchanal delights
that follow will be worth every penny!
The Golf Clubs
At first glance these seem to be just the tools of the unloving corporate
executive. The golf clubs are cold and metal, and are used by those who are
preferring the money to the Love. However, if your Lover is creative, you
can be inventing many games with them. Remember, they may be metal but they
are Long and Hard, with the Engorged Head, and the Rubber Grip. Try to be
finding new and interesting uses for them while on the course. You may be
winning over some of the executives to the Life of Passion.
The Desserts
There are those who are feeling that the consumption of sweets makes them
fat and undesirable. Enough with this rubbish say I, Ramón the Mink of Love! Play with your Lover with
the delectable fruit cake! Crumble the cookies on his hairy chest! Push the
chocolates into her moist, quivering lips! And remember always that all
people, everywhere, are always Beautiful and deserve to be Made Love to.
The Computer
The computer, it is a cold and unfeeling machine. Although it can be used
for the Forces of Love, there are too many who stare into its frigid depths
and cease to Love the world around them. Avoid this gift.
The Erotic Art
There is nothing which proclaims the Life of Amour quite like the painting
of the frolicking nudes, or the sculpture of carnal delights, or the marble
statue of the Man with Sheep. Be giving these items to all people you are
knowing, and you may yet be Knowing quite a few of them. All would be proud
to have such a work of art in their living rooms, or in their windows, or
even in the front yards!
The Candles
The candles, they are both romantic and utilitarian. With many of these you
and your Beloved can be dripping the hot wax on each other until you are
covered in a good three inches of solid tallow you can be knowing the Waxy
Love. Here Dribbling Pleasure and Hot Pain merge you and your Lover into a
sticky whole, as your sheets are molded permanently into the forms of your
Passionate Bodies. The Bliss is unimaginable.
The Flowers
Sometimes the simple things are the best. The flowers can be making any
Lover feel Sexy and Desirable. Nevertheless, I, Ramón the Mink of Love am finding flowers to be a
little vanilla. I suggest that you spice them up a bit. I find that
drenching them in your musk creates a wonderful, natural aphrodisiac that
will drive your Lover wild with Desire!
And remember always to be Loving your fellow creatures upon this earth. Happy Holidays!♥
