Ramón's Guide to Gifts
And now the season of the gift giving, it is almost upon us. But what to get for your Beloved? This can be a time of great indecision and worry as we seek to please the others who Please us. It should not be thus. And so I, Ramón the Mink of Love, have compiled this list for you that you may be giving a gift which will truly delight that Special Someone in your life.
The Oils and Lotions 
The massaging oils and aromatic lotions, they are excellent gifts for any
Lover. Like the sexy underwear they are making your Beloved feel hedonistic
and desirable. And they are inexpensive enough that you may be getting this
for all of your Companions. For a night of true sensuality, try Making Love
while totally covered in the oils. This Slippery Love, it is Divine!
The Sexy Underwear
The lingerie, it is always a favorite. For the man, the sexy boxers are
just as good. They are smooth and silky, and they make your Beloved feel
desirable and sensuous. You must be sure you are getting the size correct,
or your Lover will be stumbling and tripping. This is not so sexy.
The Kitchen Appliances
Do not be getting these unless your Paramour is having a vivid imagination.
For most people, these suggest the unglamourous life of toil in the
preparation of food. However, for those with a cultured and refined
imagination, these toys offer unlimited possibilities. Never be
underestimating the amorous potential of the electric mixing bowl, the plum
pitter, or the automatic cheese grater.
The Bed
For your Beloved, why not be getting an entire new bed? There are so many
types to chose from, and they may be improving upon your Passion. The
waterbed is a common choice, and is luxurious when compared with the
lubricating oils. The vibrating bed is another good choice, for with it you
may feel the earth moving beneath you. One of my favorite beds had in it
the motor from an old bucking bronco. With it, Love became truly a Wild
Ride.
The Erotic Massager
It is said that every woman (and quite a few men) is needing one of these
in the bedroom. Though it can be a wonderful aid in the Making of Love, you
must be careful not to be growing too dependent on it. It can dull your
senses and inhibit your natural abilities, and become the crutch in the
Wondrous Act. In addition, it may be encouraging the solo Love. While this
may be Heavenly, Love is always an act best shared with many others.
The Various Sauces
Another inexpensive idea, the sauces found in the cooking may be a
magnificent aid in the Act of Love, though you must be choosing your sauce
with much care. The chocolate sauce, though preferred by beginners, is too
sweet to be good for long. The salsa is tangy and tingly, though it might
sting. My personal favorite is the chunky peanut butter. It is thick and
luscious, and can last you through the entire night!
The Whips & Chains
The Pleasure and the Pain, they are ever two sides of the same coin. For
those who understand this, the tools of Domination may be a most welcome
gift indeed. You must beware in giving these though. Though I understand it
not, there are those who frown on such things. Also, there are many cheap
imitation tools which will never be surviving a night of Vigorous Passion.
Be sure the item is well tested before you are giving it.
The Love of Another
The Love is a thing which is best shared by all. Buying your Lover the
services of one trained in the Sublime Arts is always a wonderful way to be
learning the new tricks of the bedroom. Further, it shall be giving you a
night of respite so that you may be pursuing another and making your own
voyage of discovery.
The Clothing
Though some Lovers might be asking for the clothing, it is a thing best
avoided. Clothing is used to cover up the natural Beauty of the naked body.
People are the most ravishing when they are freed of such binding
coverings. Any true Lover is realizing this.
The Plastic Surgery
The gift certificate to your local plastic surgeon may be just the thing
your Lover needs. This is a supreme act of caring and devotion. It is
showing your Beloved that you care deeply about him or her, and his or her
appearance. The results may be fantastic, driving your Loving to new
illustrious heights. The only downside is that it is quite expensive, and
will be draining your pocketbook quickly.
The Jewelry
Another expensive item, the jewelry is also a fine gift for that special
Paramour in your life. The diamond earrings or gold necklace or emerald
ring may be making your Lover feel beautiful and happy. You must be careful
though, for the jewelry can be quick to chafe both of you during the
Physical Love. Further, the rings may easily be slipping off at the most
inopportune moments, making you spend precious time trying to get them out
again.
May you find the True Meaning of Love this holiday season! ♥
