What The Dudes Desire

Ladies, have you ever been wondering what your man is really wanting in the girlfriend? When it is coming to the traits that the guys are really Desiring, you might be tempted to think that it is being nothing more than the Hot Bod and the frequent Oral Love. But really, the men are being much Deeper than that. The Attributes of Attractiveness are ones that any woman can be mastering! Here are just a few that I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am presenting to you.

She Is Being Passionate and Sensual

A humble mink like me would think this one obvious, but too many women are still being shy and reserved, thinking it to be more “proper” for a young lady. Nothing could be further from the truth. Guys are liking the girl who is Raucous and Wild, Lusty and Naughty. After all, the male brain is thinking about the Love every four seconds. It only makes sense that he'd want a woman who is as Dirty as him!
“My girl might look all sweet and innocent, but she's got one filthy mind. She waits until the most inappropriate moment, and then she'll do something sexy. Like once when I was talking to my family's pastor, she sneaked up behind me and groped my package. I was so turned on that we had to excuse ourselves to the coat room.”
-Vidal*, 26

She Is Geting Along Well With My Friends

Men are appreciating it when you are making the effort to be fitting in their their crew. Plus, they are liking their friends to be seeing what an awesome girlfriend you are!
“One of my buddies had just been kicked out of his apartment by his girlfriend, so he was sleeping on our couch for a few days. I was really worried that he and my girlfriend Chrystee would drive each other crazy, living in such close quarters. But one day when I got home, they were going at it hard on the kitchen counter. That's what guys like to be seeing in a girl—she's willing to take such good care of our friends, even when she hardly knows them!”
-Wolfgang, 27

She Is Taking Care of Me

Often, the guys are living like the slobs, and not knowing how to be taking care of themselves. So it is being no surprise that they are Loving the woman who is nurturing, and is always having their best interests in mind. Cooking him the Sensual Meals, Giving to him your Sweet Medicine when he is feeling sick, and otherwise keeping his head on straight are all the good ways to be Showing your Love.
“I was on a hot date with this new girl, and things were going hot and heavy when I realized that I didn't have a condom. But when I checked my wallet, I saw that my fiancée had packed one for me! She'd written ‘Good Luck!’ on it with a marker. Now she's a keeper if I ever saw one!”
-Duke, 31

She Is Not Getting Jealous

No matter how Hot you are being, every man will be straying eventually. And while envying his other Trysts is flattering to any guy, you don't want to be overdoing it. Get too possessive, and he will be walking out of your life quicker than you can be removing your panties.
“My girlfriend was working the evening shift, so I was taking the time to have some fun with one of my boy-toys. But she came home early that night and caught us right in the middle of a tender moment. We both froze, not knowing what would come next. But she just ripped her top off, and said ‘Mind if I join you boys?’ The three of us were up all night!”
-Dylan, 28

She Is Supporting My Dreams

Let us be facing it. The men, they are being naturally competitive. But it can be hard for the guy to be opening up about what he is really wanting to be Accomplishing in his life. Maybe he is wanting to help organize the local chapter of Virgins Anonymous. Or maybe he's wanting to formulate the Perfect Lubricant. No matter—when he does let you know, he will be wanting his Woman to be backing him 100%.
“I'd always had this crazy dream about sleeping with all the women in Indochina, but I wasn't sure that my girlfriend would understand. But within five minutes of hearing about it, she was on the Internet buying me a ticket to Hanoi. Then she drew up a complete action plan for me. Thanks to her, I'm making my dream a reality!”
-Gritt, 33

* Names have been being changed.