Sustaining That Summer Sizzle
For most of us, the summer, it is already coming to the end. Soon, the cold rains of autumn will be upon us. The school bells will ring again, calling the poor students to study without cease. The businesspeople will be trading the sexy skintight spandex for the tight ties and pantyhose, and forced to attend the endless meetings of marketing. But, for the little while at least, the Sextember shall still be with us. So carpe amator! Seize the Lover!And so, this month I thought that I, Ramón the Mink of Love, would be sharing with you some of the letters you all have been writing me. You have been telling me of your Passionate Exploits and your Amorous Achievements all summer long. Perhaps, one of these stories will be encouraging you to be having that one last fling before the summer, it is truly being over.
Jenna
Of course, you are not needing to leave your home country to be finding the Romance. Dazzle and her boyfriend Mace just packed up their van and headed out on the road trip. “At first it was kinda boring,” Dazzle writes. “It was really hot outside, and Mace had checked this stupid book on tape out from the library. But then we picked up this hitchhiker, and I blew him in the back seat while Mace wasn't looking.” Of course, soon Dazzle was ready to Share. “We had so much room back there though, and we just kept picking up more and more hitchhikers while we went across the country. Soon we had orgies going all day long. Once a cop even joined in after he pulled us over!”
Charysma and her boyfriend Buck rented the beach house, and spent most of the summer Frolicking in the waves. “It was great!” she tells, “Sometimes we would spend days just making love out in the sand. Of course, occasionally I got a little tired of him—he's only one man after all. So I'd send him on his way and find a little action on the side. I came up with some great new pickup lines. One day I slinked up to this whole group of college guys with some suntan lotion, and told them that there were some spots under my suit that I was having a hard time reaching. They were all really eager to help!”
At the same time, Rod was spending his summer doing much camping out in the woods. “I've always been an outdoorsman, but this time I really went all out! I lived out there for weeks, catching all my own food and making my own shelter. Sometimes it'd be days when I didn't see another human being.” Of course, being the true Wild Lover, Rod was not letting that stop him. “I decided to take a clue from all the animals around me. Whenever I saw some pretty young hiker, I'd make an offering to her like a pile of nuts and berries or a dead deer. And you know what? It worked. Even when she was there with a boyfriend, she always wanted to come off the beaten trail and find me, even though I hadn't showered or shaved in weeks!”
Meanwhile, Zeus and his girlfriend Tawny flew to Las Vegas for their vacation. He writes, “Vegas, man! It was great! I've never scored so easy in my life! And I'm pretty sure that Tawny had a good time too.” Ever the Able Lover herself, Tawny confirmed that. “Yeah, at first I was a little unsure, and Zeus was always off somewhere else. But then I saw that jousting show at that castle casino, and it just blew me away! The knights in armor were all so rugged and so manly, that I just had to be a squire! I had a great time helping them all to sheath their swords!”
So remember, just because the summer is dying, it does not mean that your Raging Heart must be dying as well. If all of us are Loving without bounds, if we all continue to Fuse our Bodies in the Frequent Conjugal Lust, we can be keeping that bit of summer within ourselves. Then, even in these cold months to come, the Fiery Heat will forever Burn in your Breast.♥
* Names have been changed.
