I must confess that I, Ramón the Mink of Love, have been a bad, naughty, wicked little mink. All of us are knowing the value of the star signs in pursuing the Life of Love. And yet, for too long on this web site, there has been naught about the Astrology. Why is this? How could a mink as Passionate as myself ever have forgotten such a thing? In truth, I am not knowing how it happened. Perhaps I have been too busy Loving the masses to be noticing this deficiency.
Of all the pick-up lines in this world, none is more famous nor more used than “Hey baby, what's your sign?” In truth, I am Melting with Desire whenever I am hearing those five little words, for those who utter them are guaranteed a Night of Everlasting Passion. I am finding it terribly Romantic that the Heavenly Bodies may be having such a direct influence on our Earthly Bodies. The Desire, it is not simply some base Lustful instinct that is driving us to Couple. No, it is the Destiny itself at work. It is the hand of the Universe, Urging us onwards to Carnal relations. What could be more Wondrous?
The ancients, they were understanding this better than those of us who are living today. They were erecting huge temples and stone edifices for the sole purpose of watching the stars. They were doing this so that they would better understand the natural Passionate Rhythms of the cosmos. Indeed, the Fests of Love that took place at Stonehenge are some of the most Impassioned in the history of the world. This is no accident, for the Druids, veritable fiends of Lust, were using the capabilities of their monument to power and guide their Lovemaking.
Sadly, those who are studying the stars today are often looking down on such Amorous pursuits. They are thinking that the astrologers are frauds, who are having no place in the modern sciences. I, Ramón the Mink of Love, am thinking that this point of view is far too dry and decrepit for a Passionate mink such as myself. These scientists are needing more Romance in their souls. For if they are not learning the Ways of Love, they will be transforming into the bitter, decayed people who are so adamantly opposing our Intimacy. We cannot be having this.
And so, I am calling upon all of you for another Minkly Mission of Mating. On the island of Puerto Rico in the Caribbean, there is a great observatory called Arecibo. Those who are living there are among the most unlustful of the modern stargazers. They are caught up in their research and their theories, never even imagining one other in Lustful nakedness. Gather there, and be making Love to as many of these astronomers as you can. Teach them the Arts of Lovemaking, and awaken the Passionate Beast that is lying dormant in each of their souls.
If the stars are with us in our task, a greater purpose may yet be served. If enough of you are gathering there, and turning on enough of these scientists, it will be creating a chain reaction of Lust. The Libidinous energies released will be focused by the great radar dish there, and be reflecting upward into the Heavens. This will then be creating a giant Beacon of Love that will shine out among the stars to all the Universe, for All to be seeing.
In this quest, I humbly give you a tool. My website is now featuring a page of Horoscopes that will be guiding you in the Ways of Love and Desire, countering the dull star-science you will be encountering. Every day, it shall be telling you what is awaiting you, who is Desiring of your flesh, and whom your flesh should be Desiring. Use it well, to be shaping and sculpting your own Wanton pursuits. With its power, your Love shall be unstoppable! ♥