The Manly Man
Last month I, Ramón the Mink of Love, gave you all a glimpse into the mind of the Woman. This month I look at the Man. He is brave and strong, and we Love him for it. Yet the Man is more complex a creature than many are thinking.
There are those who are saying that the Man will Make Love to anything wearing a skirt. I, Ramón the Mink of Love, believe this to be slanderous and untrue, and underestimating the Man's intelligence in a gross manner. After all, there are so many objects in this world that are not wearing skirts. Witness the inflatable doll, the metal pipes for plumbing, and the coke can. All may be worth his Attention.
The Man, he is typically putting forward a rough, unfeeling image to the world. He is most unlike the Woman in this regard. Whereas she learns to ask questions, he must not for it would be a display of vulnerability. And the women, they will not be attracted to the weak man. The man is thus unable to ask questions, to help a friend in need, or to change his underwear. All would be signs of the unmanly weakness.
Nevertheless, the Man is as insecure as is any woman. He is born into this world expected to be strong and mighty from the first day. As a child he is expected to understand how to fix the plumbing, to know how to bear incapacitating amounts of pain, and to be able to wield a rapier with style and panache. Yet these are not abilities with which he is born. The first time he is challenged to a duel of honor, he is scared and frightened. Yet if he were to show it all would think him a wimp and a sissy. No woman would ever Make Love to him. He must be brave, even unto death. He must pick up the sword, and fight!
Yet the life of the Man is not all pain and strife. Many men enjoy the manly games, such as the football, the American football, and the ice hockey. Even if he cannot play them himself, he may always watch them in the company of other males while consuming the beer and the pizza. Doing this does more than satisfy his Manly desires. As the Man is unable to speak openly with other men about those issues which are affecting his life, he must rely on these events for his social interaction. The heart of the Man, it is most open when he is intoxicated among his peers cheering on their favorite team of sports. With the right nudging and prodding, you may be able to awaken their smoldering Desires during such a time. When last I watched a football game with men, I, Ramón the Mink of Love, was able to arouse such a fierce Passion in them through just the right glance, the proper shivering of the tail. Soon we were all rolling on the floor nude and enjoying each other’s manliness. When the team scored, so did we. When trying to seduce such a Man learn about the sports, and you may get the chance to join in!
Other men enjoy not the sports, but the mechanical devices such as the car or the computer. Again, this is a chance for them to be social when they otherwise might not be able. Further, it is a chance for you to get closer to a Man by learning all about these toys. Remember, they may have other uses as well. Use the digital camera to make exciting new pictures to be putting on the Internet! Or try Making Love while speeding on the highway at 120 miles per hour! Or perhaps you could be Making Love while rolling around on the circuits and power supplies and motherboards of the computer! With these Machines of Men, there is much fun to be had!
The Man, he is a most complicated being. He is Alive and Passionate, and yet restricted. Free him, and you will be freeing yourself as well. ♥
