The Holidays, they are often being the hard time on many of us. We are leaving behind the many Lovers and the Paramours and the Heartthrobs, while we are traveling for many hours to be seeing the family we have not been seeing all year. We repress our Animal Passions, in order that we are not scandalizing our grandmothers, and we must poor that Libidinous Vitality into the mere cooking and giftgiving. And all the time, we are expected to be smiling and showing the “holiday spirit.” Is it any wonder that so many people are going insane at this time of year? But maybe, with the help of a certain Sybaritic mink, you can be truly Enjoying the Holiday Cheer this year.
Admit to everyone there that you have always been Craving the sister of your husband! Fortunately, every one of your relatives will be going through the same torture. After all, even the Great Aunt Millie is having the of mind. This is the perfect time to be raiding your family's liquor Passionate Heart Beating in her Breast! I promise you, the first one to be breaking out of the staid shell will be treated as the hero! Admit to everyone there that you have always been Craving the sister of your husband! Let them hear that your Loins Ache nightly for the Caress of the husband of your sister. Once one person is admitting it, everyone else will be Letting Loose their Lustful Secrets.
Of course the first step after this, it is to be getting rid of the kids. After all, many of them aren't ready to be witnessing their aunts and uncles in the full Flagrante Delicto. Fortunately for us more mature folks, the weather is making for the perfect Winter Wonderland outside. Get the young ones up before the sun is rising, and show them the door. Children are having the most amazing imaginations; they will be able to keep themselves entertained for hours with the snow men, the ice skating, and the frozen forts. It will be late evening before you are even needing to be thinking of them again!
The spiced rum, the brandy, and the mulled grain alcohol are all being traditional drinks for this time of the year. Next, you will be needing to be getting yourself into the proper frame of mind. This is the perfect time to be raiding your family's liquor cabinet! The spiced rum, the brandy, and the mulled grain alcohol are all being traditional drinks for this time of the year. Of course, the Holiday Spirit is demanding that you are adding the dollop of the eggnog to whatever (or whomever) you are consuming. It is vital that, all the Holiday long, you are maintaining just the right about of Inebriation. The inhibitions, they are the enemy of the Holiday Cheer!
Now it is important to be setting up the proper Passionate Playground for your Bacchanal Celebrations. Move the Christmas Tree aside—its pointy needles and jagged glass bits will be interfering with the Sultry Solstice Seductions. Remember, any room may be converted into the Love Den through the judicious application of the plastic sheeting, the pink mood lights, and the homoerotic art. And since it is being the Holidays, the hanging mistletoe is being especially appropriate. Make sure that you are having several square meters on hand, so that every corner of the house is Blessed by the ancient Pagan Love Gods.
What happens when you are growing tired of the Carnal Cavorting? When you are tapped dry after Sampling all of your siblings' husbands and wives? Well, why not be taking in the live theatre? After all, many people are going out to the show on the Christmas Day, so why not be joining them? It is being almost assured that your town will be having the strip club somewhere. Be sure to be making it the family outing. After all, your grandparents probably have not been having the Lap Dance since the Second World War. And if they are coming with you, you will be getting to park in the disabled spot! Of course, it may be that you are too tired to be leaving the house. In such a case, you can always be renting the DVD from the local sex shop. And if they are closed, check the local TV listings. Many adult channels are running the Holiday-themed movie in the constant rotation on the Christmas Eve and the Christmas Day!
So this December, do not be letting the holiday blues be getting you down! With just a little bit of the Creativity, you can be Bonding with the family as never before. And I think we can all be agreeing that the Family Bondage, it is very important. Remember, it is as they are saying: The family that sleeps together, keeps together!♥