You see, people are just fucked up. We started this quote page because we found strange things coming out of our mouths that we wanted to immortalize. But then we saw that people found our page when they were searching for some very strange things. Things that would embarrass their mothers.
Being the twisted people that we are, we decided to share. Here are
some of the things people have typed into search engines and ended
up here.
rabbit monkey having sex with goats
Yes, but we all know that a rabbit monkey will fuck anything in sight...
kathy g naked
Not to be confused with Kenny G. naked.
obnoxious breasts
Are these breasts that talk back? That cling to people and don't let go?
genital sculpting
Maybe this is an ancient Japanese art? (Kinda like Bonsai.)
hot sauce girl
She spices evildoers to death!
fire hot quotes
Yes, fire is hot. You win the science prize.
ass to ass (26)
menopause quotes (10)
"Life is like a box of menopause..."
candace barry (5)
barry, can you make camel cheese?
No he can't... he's not properly equipped.
festicle (2)
Festicle!
linsel (2)
how to draw breasts (37)
So glad to know we're helping the art community.
anus licker (6)
incompetent congressman quotes
fucking dwarf sex (69)
This one is way too common. I just don't want to know.
kelsey naked (5)
This is my brother's girlfriend. She's mortified that this is here.
i have a miniscule penis
Congratulations... you must be so proud!
perfect hickey (3)
kathy barry porn (12)
naked rabbi's
Naked rabbi's what?
candace naked (2)
exploding breasts
Boobie trapped!
i have sperm in my colin
Yes. That's where I keep mine too.
fuck love quotes (4)
jesus cheese (2)
The Cheese That Saves You From Eternal Damnation!™
small breasts (8)
feel naked sleeping boy testicles
jesus cat orifice steve
Is this a band name, perhaps?
big anus (32)
have you ever seen your brother's penis?
jesus bless the rabbit adam natalie quote
shut up quotes (2)
fuck quote (4)
suck my penis movie
Let's just hope this one doesn't get a sequel.
is having your penis in your brother's butt having sex?
Depends on who you're asking...
holly barry naked (7)
I can only guess that these people wanted to see Halle Barry naked.
bend over man, let me look up your naked ass
candace testicles
I don't think she has any.
bend over so i can fuck you in the butt
stunning cunt (4)
Someone was bound to look for this.
sluts cut off penis
Damn those sluts!
tired up and my foreskin cut off
hot druid sex porn
"Hello, beautiful naked woman. I was sent to fix your henge."
a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up
sex quotes (2)
darth vader quotes (3)
God help these innocent Star Wars fans...
rabbi foreskin
Um... can we say contradiction?
love jesus quotes
Lord... some hapless religious person found their way here.
barry can you play an a for steve
mousetrap nipples
Ouch!
jesus is in my pants
Bad Jesus! No biscuit!
quotes about friends having sex
hot penises (2)
sex cut off penis or balls play
carrie nude or naked
But not both?
perverted quotes from my friends
quotes that have to do with having sex
kevin bacon naked (3)
Can we play six degrees of Kevin Bacon naked?
so many breasts, so little time (4)
how to do make a hickey go away
Have you tried scrubing it with battery acid?
happy bunny you smell like butt
Exactly what I was thinking...
naked scrotum chicken
The embarrassing part is that chickens don't even have scrotums. (Or is that scroti?)
w fuck sperm (2)
Does this have anything to do with George W.?
how do i put a penis in a girl
This one isn't hard, folks.
boise sluts (5)
What is it with Idaho?
sculpting a vulva
Sort of a latter day Pygmalion... only not.
so many breasts (2)
About 6 billion, last I counted.
hi this is mr.nice as you can see i don't have any arms, but that doesn't stop me from dancing
This is just too weird... but I am glad he can still dance.
colin hickey (2)
some quotes that will make me happy
I hope these did the trick.
incest my girl fuck home page (2)
there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited
hot ass quotes (2)
Yep... they sure are hot ass all right!
how to draw breasts and nipples
i wanna fuck kara
Don't we all?
how about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up
stay away from my man quotes (2)
females like big penis
Only one? Which one do they like?
holly you are not allowed to put your nose in my ear
naked bosoms (2)
No! I wanted clothed bosoms!
incest frolic
Yes... why don't we all have a little incest frolic? Sound good?
my brother's penis is to big for me
That's nice.
how can i make my nipples big
Have you tried clothespins? Large weights?
idaho big nipples
So whereas Montana is Big Sky Country, Idaho is Big... never mind.
some many breasts, so little time
sluts fuck with aliens
Does SETI know about this?
quote is that a pickle in your pocket
Yes. I always keep them there.
advice on how have incest fuck
sluts in boise (2)
i need man to fuck me in net
But in a way... don't we all need a man to fuck us in net?
groin girl (2)
The Adventures of Groin Girl!
put the penis in the hole game
holly barry sex (2)
sex mit ursula
Further evidence that Germans don't have any more imagination than we do.
quote where i'm going i'd just have to come straight back
how to give the perfect hickey (2)
having sex with your brother?
No. No i'm not. Thanks for asking.
bingo bonus sluts
Maybe they hang out at churches on Wednesday nights, ready to pleasure the lucky winners?
fuck vulva by shut
I have no idea what this means.
satyr penis
It's big, hard, and goatlike. And evidently you want to see it.
erik's creamy games
Do you mean like creamy chess, or more like creamy football? Creamy Dungeons & Dragons?
ass to ass member members join tour
bad ass quotes (r)
That's right, it's time for Bad Ass Quotes®!
lick my jesus (2)
But... can't I lick my own Jesus instead?
draw breasts (4)
naked furry things
Somebody's obviously looking for kitty porn.
straight naked man
Yes... so important not to see any gay naked men.
so many breasts so little time (29)
Apparently this is someone's artwork?
how do i make my crotch smell better
Try taking a shower.
perverse old woman want to fuck
but licker sex ass
But? But what?
oh fuck my small ass and breasts
Why the "oh?" Why not just "fuck my small ass and breasts?"
how about a warm cup of shut the fuck up!
Mmmmm... sounds nummy.
ursula love matt
Yep. She shure do.
better nipples net
Like a regular nipples net, only better!
so many breasts and so little time
naked victim goddess
Is this one of those Joseph Campbell things?
naked ping pong (2)
I hear this is popular in China.
my penis and testicles were cut off
You poor dear! But then what are you doing surfing the web?
miniscule penis (2)
naked brother
Is this person looking for incest or unclothed monks?
lick the camel's penis
Um... why?
how to give your girl a hickey
If you just can't pull it off... maybe you could try a vacuum cleaner?
fuck me screw me god i'm so hot
Yes... of course you are.
fuck the satyr fuck the aliens
I think they did that once on X-Files.
creamy jesus semen
Say what?
quote is that a in your pocket or are you just see me
lick my penis
No. Thanks though.
erik ass.com
Yet another failed dot-com.
hickey in my pocket (2)
Yellow Submarine gone horribly wrong.
vibrating underwear for men
...by Calvin Klein.
adam's big penis
I suppose I should be flattered by this one.
big nipples (2)
about ass and vulva
What exactly about them?
build a better mousetrap quote
jeff fuck me
But what if Jeff doesn't want to?
my brother fondles with my breasts
Sorry... this is wrong!
i like when you play with my nipples
I'm sure you do.
can you make camel's milk into cheese
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